General Chat

OMG, now there'll be trouble! Phone for the ambulance. Trifley, send all the boys down. It'll take the lot of them to restrain her! For God's sakes, Rebs, will you please just calm down and will you put your clothes back on! No wonder you've caught a chill, pmsl. Dr Lew

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Afternoon Wattlers I just spent all morning catching up (could only go back 20 pages) and have PMSL for most of that time, Ken came in at one stage and thought I had lost it. Thanks Laurie and Suzy for the pics - loved the phallic symbol award congratulations Dr Lew Lew !! You are a mad lot, I'm sure Wattle Bear will enjoy his/her travels. Happy Birthday to Tony hope Barb got you what you wanted - lol (was it a pallet of VB tablets?) and the plastic didn't melt before the OS trip. Not many sleeps now. Dr Lew Lew have this problem convincing Ken into coming to Mudgee - told him I will drive myself if he wont come- so send me some of your little pills/or big ones I need to do some mind bending. He wants to go to Bathurst in January (a car club thingy) so I said well we have 3 weeks in between before Mudgee so you can get over long (?) drive. lol. Plus he will have had the practice. Jude 2 lovely to have you home - bet you are still shivering though, I haven't been able to get really warm since coming home from Pt Douglas, and I normally love winter. Well finally broke through a wall on Sunday unfortunately not a FH one lol - knocked down the wall between lounge and kitchen at the cottage - more dust and c**p to clean up, and finally get a new verandah roof this weekend - found a plumber that would actually turn up and do the job. (mind you I have everything crossed that this will really eventuate). I didn't misbehave while you were all away flicking your feathers and kicking up your heels - although I would have if I could have,sounded like a great party on the wattle thread.( Jude looks very demure) Joods hope you are still improving every day - mind you saturday could have set your recooperation (chicken herder- joke! ) back a bit. lol Lots of TLC Rebs - hope you are feeling better soon - hope its a quick virus and moves on - (see no cleavage comment). My OH Ken is tonal deaf (lost 70% hearing) in his left ear - so if I want him to hear me I stand on his right, otherwise you guessed its the left everytime lol. Comes in very handy ! Hi Mary, hope your workload has slowed down a bit, takes a lot of effort to keep a house looking like 'home beautiful' ready to sell. Hope someone falls in love with your house soon. Lara have you got possession of the new van yet? Well better go and feed the L & M he has just yelled out I'm starving (so whats new) be back later ~~~~~~~~~~~ to everyone I haven't mentioned. jude 3 - demolition DIY

Hi Kal Yes you were a big help to me and hope you are well..Whats the website you have made.??? I still laugh at the funny mixup on the web ...DIL thought she had made a big discouvery..LOL Have made a little more progress with that family and found out at last where BBBBB Hay Green is..only taken me 18 months..LOL.. Its across the road from Lye near Stourbridge..A very nice chap on this site found it for me as he lives up that way.. Dr,Lew Could do with some of those pills.Do you throw them out and drink the chardy..one or two bottles...is it the more you have the better you feel...????? Well back to some painting on the windows.. Will be glad when this place is sold... Night Mags...sleep tight... Love Maryxxx

By the gods!!! I do some of the ironing and you lot put on 4 pages of chatter. Welcome to our pommie visitors...Mags, Kal and Flutterby. If you have a hard day at the FH research and need a gentle massage, just let me know. I'll send over one of Nefer's brothers to help you relaxe. Just in case you don't know, the brothers are all 6ft 5in Nubian man-servants. Wonderful, muscular, handsome men who's only job in life is to serve tired, stressed women. There's no charge, but you have to promise to send them back when you've finished. I'm still having trouble getting one back that Dr Lew has in her shoe closet. Rebs....you must be sick if you're contemplating taking one of Dr Lew's pretty pills. Don't swallow the pill....just the vodka. It will do you more good than the pill. Hi Donna....wot do you mean 'If I behave?' I'll have you know I was very good at Brisvegas. I had to be. I asked Graeme if I got into trouble and got thrown in jail, would he bail me out? He said no.....mongrel! I live a couple of blocks west of the Somersett/Springbrook Rd 'T' intersection, towards the primary school and nursing home. On which playing fields did your son play? That's enough fun...back to the ironing. Reluctantly drags self away from puta. love Trifley X

Any excuse to get away from ironing board. Runs back to puta and ~~~~~~~waves to Mary and Princess DIY. Hi girls. Mary..any nibbles for the house? DIY.. did you mean to knock that wall down or were you just throwing a tantrum? Tell Ken that Graeme is going to Mudgee with me so he wont be the only male amongst all the women. But then again....he might like that pmsl. Trifley X

Oi guys, Flutterby is one of us. One of the WA mob. Trifley, that Dr. person -you know, the one with the sparkly purple jacket with extra long sleeves - she forced me to take the little pills. Whacked me she did !! The injustice of it all. *sniff*

Poor Rebs. I think that is the Crewella side coming out in her. Don't worry, once Terry has straightened out the 'Essex Girl' Crew might settle down a bit. TX

Hmmmm, on the other hand, some parts are so genetically ingrained they're nigh impossible to be rid of. pmsl !!!

Afternoon Wattlers, Well, its Wed and im home and now trying to catch up on all replys, am starting on page 6 cause there is just tooo many pages to read thru Had a great time in QLD, wish I was still there instead of down here freezing, never mind will have to do it again next year Thanks for all the photos ladies, some great looking chicks and roosters on there, shame this old chick didnt shine, hate having my photo taken never taken a good one yet, still Ill survive, As usual a great bunch of mad hatters we are, after starting off on the wrong train Rob and I finally arrived at the station to be met by Queen Trifle and her two maids in waiting, namely Anna and Rebs What a shame I had to leave the following day to return home, after meeting all, would liked to have stayed a few extra days and gotten together again but we will all meet at Lew Lews next Feb for another crazy night of fun and revelly OK firstly Rebs before you come out in the cold baring your assets make sure you have rubbed yourself down with a bottle of vicks, then hopefully you wont catch a nasty little bug he he, hope your feeling better now though Trifley was great to meet up with you for coffee, shame I couldnt have stayed a little longer Hello Suzy Q, LOL no Im not still on the train but you could have caught the same train as us back as it stopped at Beenleigh, so we could have spent some more chatting time together, shame those blasted station callers dont get their act together and inform people of the right destination of trains, I dont think the right hand really knows what the left hand was doing with all the track restorations, no communication between such TONY, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DEAR, Yes as usual Im late, will have to try and invest in a Lappy sos not to miss out on too much whilst away Afternoon Lew, glad to finally have met you and Terry, best of luck to Boobsies with his hearing aids, oh and you can count Rob and I in for your meet Hi Joodles, hope your all better now,shame you didnt make it to Brissy, another great bunch of wafflers, thats OK Joodles have fun in the city of Ice lol AH Lew you crack me up with your antics he he Welcome Butterfly and Mags, the only criteria for belonging to the Wattle Club is Madness so hope you qualify LOL gee Trifley I wouldnt have told anybody you lived near the Nursing Home, they might think you escaped for the day HAHA Toodles Shaz ( the quiet one) Mary, a joke for you Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love gain?' Doreen agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, 'Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.' She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. 'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?' His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen Barry, I have to get up in the morning! You don't.'

Haa haaa, the Essex Girl will be getting her comeuppance next Wednesday night. Oh I wish I could be there! heeee haeee *swallows 3 green and 2 orange pills* Dr Lew

Whats next wednesday Lew?

Oh Hi to You Shaz. Great to meet you and Rob, also. Pleased to hear you'll be at the Mudgee Meet. The weather will be hot, but that's what the pool is for. I love a good pool party. Lew Lew xxx (who's never been quiet a day in her life, heee, heee)

Okay, that's it. The dress goes to the back of the cupboard, never to be seen again. It's too erm.....revealing. lol

Terry pays a little visit to his former wife, Flakey, to discuss her first born - the daughter who she has kept hiden for 48 years! What a pity it's the 21st of June, cause the daughter's birthday is the 23rd. Now that would have been fitting, heee, heeee, Lew Lew xxx

I'd forgotten about that little mystery, I'll bet Terry will be in fine form after having to wait so long before he could see her, I know my OH would be

Oi Suzy Q, I faught you said we was friends, I jump so da you Meeeeeooowww Hey ya Rebs, you cant put the dress to the back of the cupboard, you have to wear it to the wedding, remember he he Lew will have to go and buy my board shorts and very large tank top for the pool, hehe Shaz

lol If I get to Mudgie think I'll be investing in one of those neck to knee get ups, complete with attached skirt. lol !!!

God I hope she doesn't where that little black number to the wedding! The bride will deck her. Lew Lew xxx

Neck to Knee, yeah right!!! pmsl 'Cause you're shy and don't like to draw attention to yourself. OMG, maybe it wasn't you with us on Saturday, Rebs. Do you remember any of it? Perhaps someone was impersonating you. Now lay down here on this very comfy couch and tell me when this all first started. That's a good girl. Dr Lew