General Chat

My Loverly Likkle Friend....pmsl Aquarius is a wild, space-cadet water-boy (or girl). Aquarians are completely irresponsible. They have one rule - if it feels good, do it. Aquarians make intricate, ingenious plans, then break them without a second thought. They tell you one thing, then let some wild-haired idea take them off to timbuktu. Don't even try hanging onto an Aquarian, they're wet, slippery, insane people. Aquarius is ruled by Uranus - god of lightning, electricity and biker ;o) Love It !! xxxxxxxxxxxx

Oooooooooh R Muffy........ Aries is a sheep, I mean a Ram. Sheepishness is not in Aries' nature Butting-headedness is. Sheep say Baahhh. Rams say Baaahhkkk OFF - and you'd better... those horns inflict pain! Every Aries is pushy and knows everything, and they always cut in line....stomp, stomp, trample, trample, get ahead, come in first - yep, just get out of the way, okay? Aries is ruled by Mars, god of 'I Win, you Lose'. ;o) Heckers well I never !! xx

Gimmi all your money now. LOL

Some of the requests Ive already done! Hope they are **true** for you all!! pmsl at Hayley...Drama Queen !! xxx

Moe...in a muggle!! Pisces is a fish. Well actually, two fishes swimming in opposite directions - always lost. Pisces live in fear because they know that dangerous fish-eaters lurk everywhere.... Just look at how they dart around, confused and disoriented, Pisces can't stay on track for two seconds, and if you throw out some tasty bait - bang, the Pisces is there in a second, ready to snag your hook. Easy pickins those Pisces (kinda like sheep). Pisces is ruled by Neptune - god of peace, love and spaciness. ;o) x

pmsl Just read mine Aquarius I have to say yep me to a tea lol Jax xx

R Viz...........that stuff about Scorpio's is totally incorrect....!!! Please check agin......!!! Or was that just scorpio women........???

Libra for Kate ;o) Libra is a pair of scales - way out of balance. They keep trying to get it right, but they never do. They add a little more to this side, a little more to that, until they're so loaded up with stuff that they need to hold a yard sale. But of course they won't, and they always want more. More love, more jewelry, more fun, more money, more beauty, more friends, blah blah blah.. Libra is ruled by Venus - goddess of tons of stuff and goodies. x

Rose and Our Hayley.... Sagittarius is a cloddy, tromping, whinnying horse. Stay out of their way...most Sagittarians are the kind of horse with blinders on so they can't see on either side and don't know what they've run into. And they always say exactly the wrong thing, like, 'hey - you look so much older and fatter than last time I saw you', or 'what's that thing on your face?' It's not honesty, it's just plain cruel. Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, the original Mr. Know-it-all. ;o) Oo errrrrrr....taint true init ??? pmsl xxxxx

Virgo for R Joyous........Hope its a good en hun..lol.. Virgo is a virgin. Virgin's are no fun. They're squeaky clean, too pure, and very picky. Nobody and nothing is good enough for a Virgo. They stare at you with those penetrating eyes, making mental notes of all your weaknesses and imperfections. Then they pretend to be your friend and help you, snickering and laughing at you all the while. Don't trust them for a minute! Virgo is ruled by Mercury - god of hyper-analysis. Naaaaaw taint true....Joyous is loverly really init...lol ;o) xxxx

our CarolB... Gemini is a pair of twins, a schizophrenic whacko. Can't stick to one position for a minute, and they lie. Fickle, flighty and totally nuts. Don't go out with a Gemini unless you want to go insane. He loves me, he loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not. You'll never know the real answer. Gemini is ruled by Mercury - god of mind-tripping. ****Backs Away***** lol xxx

Oi so. orf! ;0))) cor aint you got fat!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;0))))

Can't speak for my friend Hayley (might have known you were Sagittarian LOL) But... It's only too true about me! Thanks! Rosexx

That would explain why, no matter how much stuff I throw out, I always feel cluttered. And why I can never find things. I get in a rage in my head quite often, but rarely show or express it (which is not good). I seem to attract people who have problems and like to share every little detail but I can never bring myself to tell them to give me a break. I think it's also why I'm rubbish at asking people out. I have had visions of walking off into the sunset with many of my crushes but I'm too scared of looking an idiot if they say no to come out with it.

Not my JOY!!!!!!!!! no way!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Bleddy cheek, wet and slippery...Cancel our lunch date...

OK Mine.......Cancer ... Cancer is a crab. That's all there is to it. Bitch, moan, complain, rag, perpetual PMS - man or woman. Once in a while, when the moon is just right, Cancer becomes a raving lunatic. That's the only relief you'll get from their insufferable whining. Nothing is good enough, nobody helps enough, you're not eating enough, blah blah blah. There's just no way to please them. The only solution is to put 'em in a pot and boil em. Cancer is ruled by spooky sister Moon and the wild, merciless tides. Nah that aint true init...ask R Likkle n Nick.. pmsl

Hayley.....Get Up Immediately, Yuk.....Gawd....she always does that.. HaHaHa xxxxxx

Tis spot for you R Viz........!!!!!

thats me down to a tee, thats why i'm moe-in-a muddle,...LOL