General Chat

The signs of the Zodiac begin with Aries and end with Pisces. That is, they start out uptight and end up loose as a goose, they go from unbearably pushy and selfish to absurdly agreeable and generous, and range from fearless sheep to sheepish fish.OK just for fun again...Whos First with their Zodiac Sign for a reading???

*whispers* Aries lol xx

Rach...here we go..... Capricorn is a goat. A nasty, billy goat. The kind that looks old and lecherous. They make their way up the mountain, sure, by any underhanded trick they can conjure! And they have curling horns, just like the devil! Capricorns will use you and abuse you to get what they want. They don't care if they have to eat garbage, or if it takes an eternity to get there. Capricorn is ruled by Saturn - father time, the one with the scythe. ;o) (I dont write these 'onest lol) x

I'll have a go please Viz Aquarius

I am a Leo, but think my traits are more like cancerian Joy

Libra (but on the cusp of Virgo).

I am a leo you would never guess would you Viz...

Hiya Hayley..Nope would Never have guessed that!! Leo is a beast. Leos strut around like mister and misses perfects - just like your cat. I mean look at your cat - what is it good for? 'Feed me, Look at my hair, look at my hair, Don't I look perfect? Pet me, adore me, play with me - now go away' - hiss, scratch. They don't do tricks, they won't do what you say, and they shed. That's about it. Leo is ruled by the Sun - Mrs Shiny herself. pmsl ;o) x

Taurus, the bull

Hehe Aquarius...

Jan.......heres what it says about you !! Scorpio is a nasty, stinging scorpion, a venomous vermin, a sneaky, menacing creature of the dark. NEVER trust a Scorpio. Scorpios don't trust you, and they'll kill you in a heartbeat. If you treat them just right, they might make good pets - properly caged of course. Scorpio crawls about unseen, digging into your private thoughts and dreams and stealing them like a thief in the night. It's scary. Scorpio is ruled by Pluto - god of the atomic bomb lol ;o) x

Sagittarius (with Libra rising and a lot of planets in Scorpio!)

sagittarius xxxxxxxxxxxx

H2!!! OMG! ;0)))))))))) PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a Pisces, so i must be as loose as a goose?? pass the bog roll then(if thats what it meansLOL....moe

*nods wisely* Spot on Our Viz !!! lol xx

OH MUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dont do me now!! pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ;0)

Irishgirl......... Taurus is a cow, I mean a Bull. Cows give milk, bulls don't give you anything but flaming nostrils and charging-headlong-into-you horns. They take whatever they want, whenever they want it - your food, your favorite chair, your time, your energy, your money, your stuff - it's all theirs. They just graze through life, eating everything in their paths. Selfish good for nothings! Taurus is ruled by Venus - goddess of stuff and money ;o) (oh dear) xx

erm virgo pleasexxxxxxxxxxxxx

What a load of poppycock nothing like me wish I had never asked.... **** struts off thread **** *** comes back *** Look I have just done my hair..swishes hair and struts off again **