General Chat

Morning Flutters! What medication do you require this morning? Thank you for consulting me privately, Vonny. There'll be no additional charge for that, pmsl. Dr Lew :-)

Morning Shaz. I've made up a special little tonic for you. Take 20mm now and another 20 in 2 hours and all will be right with the world. Dr Lew :-)

Morning All This place looks wonderful! Nice and clean for a change. I wonder if the night janitor would come and do my place? No, I didn’t think so. How are we all this bright, sunny, crisp morning? I see Dr Lew has been handing out her multi-coloured pills. Do you have any for sinus? I’d give my first born for something to fix mine. Hi Flutter, if you get the chance have a meet up with Laurie and Ray. They are great people. Don’t tell them I said that. Hi Louise and of course, the Cat person our Pommie friends. Are you all enjoying the warmer weather over there? Hi Wilson….how are the crop circles going? Have you had any rain? Jude in Melb…. You rug up today. Only 14*…that’s on the cool side. Don’t worry about Crewella, I’ll vouch for the fact that you’re sane heee heee SuzyQ thanks for the brain exercise this morning. It did wonders for me. Juggling you & Devely at the same time was funny until I got the hang of it. Jessie’s barking at the door….gotta go Trifley X

Hi Trifley. I'll mix up a special concoction for you. Nothing too over the top, just eye of newt, wing of bat, you know, the usual interesting ingredients, lol. Dr Lew x

Very Funny!! A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman 'Can I have a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie?'. The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie, please barman'. The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down. The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie, please barman'. Smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses, the barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them ham and cheese toasties'. The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice cheese and onion toastie'. The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it?'. The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends? I know you'll love it'. Ok' says the rabbit,' I'll have a pint of beer and a cheese and onion toastie'. The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie. He then waves to the crowd and leaves.... NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!! One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, 'Who are you?'. To which he is answered, 'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used o frequent your public house'. The barman says, 'I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous'. The rabbit says, 'Yes I know'. The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any ham and cheese toasties, you had a cheese and onion one instead' The rabbit said, 'Yes. You promised me that I would love it'. The barman said, 'You never came back! What happened?'. >>>>>>> >> 'I DIED', said the Rabbit. NO!' said the barman,'what from'. After a short pause............... the rabbit said......................... 'Mixin'-me-toasties'. Sorry Guys just had to add lol Shaz

Mmm, Shaz, I wonder if I have a cure for that? Dr Lew

Trifley is in a heap on the ground....tears of laughter streaming from her eyes. Crawls slowly back, climbs back on chair, only to fall off again in fits of giggles. Shaz....good one :))))))

Oh for God's sake, Queen, it weren't that funny. Exactly what medication have you been taking this morning? Dr Lew x

Hey maintenance man you around???

I took some sudafed this morning for my sinus. It hasn’t worked but things do seem happy. Anyway…..I thought it was funny Huummph…*Trifley walks off to corner of room.

Now, now, no sulking dear. That trembling bottom lip is not very attractive, is it? Dr Lew

Ah well, it had to happen.................................................... used up my allowance for the month :( No more email attachments/pictures, sound etc please guys till after the 25th. Only one month to go and then I'll change to another plan. Vonny

Morning Dr Lew........Can i please have something cant deal with these kids any longer...............AARGHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME..... collapses on the floor.....ouch that hurt.......

Ah Trifley, I thought it was funny, maybe our sense of humour is different from these youngsters, no sense of adventure, maybe its time Dr. Lew retired hahaha Shaz, the Quiet Creeping Mouse one lol Catch you later, Im off for some lunch

Flutter….are you ok? Next time, woman, fall on your bed! Then you can curl up and go to sleep. Just tell your kids you know a lovely lady on the Grsite, by the name of Aunty Crewella. And if they don’t behave you’ll get her to look after them. And tell them she’s worse than the one in the movie. That’ll fix the little darlings. Shaz…I thought the joke was very good. It’s just that it takes years to develop a good sense of humour. Trifley X

Thankyou for making my day brighter........as for going to sleep it is only 10.30........and i have the shopping and the housework to do and the neverending list of chores to do............what a life so sad Butterfly........flitting here and there and everywhere.

Did someone call? Do you want Aunty Crewella to come visit you, Flutter? Tell them nasty little kiddies that if I come acalling, it won't be very attractive! I could always turn them into coats!!! Aunty Crew :-)

Thanks Cruella......but alas they are at school now.......can you come around 6 in the morning that would be great. We could do with some extra coats at the moment absolutely freezing.. LOL

Hey Crew, suppose when you retire, you wont have much time for us crazys on here as you & Terry probably will be flitting from here and there travelling, is that right? Shaz

No problem there Flutter, but make sure my morning coffee is ready! I'll have plenty of time for chatting, Shaz, and I can always nick Terry's laptop! Crew xxx