General Chat

As its nearly new years eve and its also the last friday of the year - lets celebrate - ive opened up a bar and all are welcome so come on in !!!!!!

*breaks open the party poppers* Brill a party !!! May be just a tad early but I will have a small glass of the red stuff with you - will def be back for more later though. Have you got the music sorted? Or do we need to advertise for a DJ for the evening? xx

ooo i like the idea of a DJ - do we know anyone - and of course there is always buggs with his dancing skills im sure he will be alone later we might have to keep this nudged for a few days

yeah i is a coming can i have a 1.00 for the machine in the toilets too, see that nice man over there i fancy him

evening miss pussycat i thought you wouldnt be far away when free booze is on offer Heres a £1 - but watch out that machine was tampered with last time lmao

PMSL ooooooo puss. Is it the gold lamee top he's wearing that does it for you hon? lolololol go for it girl I won't say a word !!!!!!! xx

crutches - what you done buggs i was just about to set the pole up for you *worries now about entertainment* does anyone know a good comedy act we can hire for the night lol

yes and those deninms fit so nice dont you think lol.

well the party pizzas have arrived everyone help themselves and i will be back to fill glasses in a mo other wise the bar is to the right - so help yourself to a drink

Well I'm not volunteering for toe sucking !! Euck Large JD & Coke needed just thinking about it. T.O.R. ;o))

Have another drink Buggs to dull the pain. lol. Oooooooo check out Puss. She is doing really well with the bloke in the gold lamee. *loud wolf whistle* you go girl !!!!!!

*fills up Buggs glass* who me buggs. nooooooooooo hon whatever gave you that idea lolololol xx

Hello I'm here may I please have a vodka and coke? Txx

Hi Tonya. Glad you made it hon. It's a free bar you can have whatever you want. Joy is paying (Old joke - sorry will explain - on a previous pub thread we put all our drinks onto Joy often in a mess's tab so I think it's only fair to continue lol) Here have some Nobbys nuts too. *shouts* When is the music starting then and can we do requests?

i will in about a hour, just waiting for me papaer bags to put over his head incase the first one splits lol.

*hunts round in bag for replacement g string* Hiya T.O.R you ready for a refill hon?? xx

Voddie going down a treat hic hic! Nuts as well yummy.

*winks* say no more Miss Puss lol xx Have a refill Tonya. Glad it's hitting the spot *shouts louder* WHERE IS THE MUSIC?????????????

*limps in on one crutch and sits beside Buggs. Any Baileys and pork scratchings? lol BC

Yeah refill would be nice thanks. Not got G string but would dental floss do ??