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Dirty girl :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-) :-)

Piers you got any Taboo lol

Piers you got any Taboo lol

George.......i Can't believe you called me a dirty girl!!

Specially as it was you who had yer bare h'arse stuck down a chimney pot earlier this week!! :-P

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I was keeping it warm :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-)

Goin off in the jungle for a bit

I just might be able to bag me a rhino

Or two ;-) ;-)

Whats in your sack George is it heavy :-D ;-)

Not a sack he's just got the 'ump :-D

Only when I lift it :-D :-D :-D :-D

It's full on nuts, I'm going to share them out at Christmas with the nutters on here :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George

A guy and his wife went to an expensive golf course. He said to his wife, "Be careful of the expensive houses around us. I don't know if we can afford to break a window." His wife tees off and breaks the biggest window of the most expensive-looking house.

He said, "Oh no! We had better go ask how much it's gonna be." So he and his wife go up to the house and see the door open. They went inside and saw the golf ball and a broken glass bottle. A man walks up and says, "Thank you!"

So the husband said, "I'm sorry about the ..." And the man interrupts, "Oh don't worry. I have to thank you for getting me out of the bottle. You see, I'm a genie. So you get one wish, she gets one, but you have to give me one."

The husband asks for $100 million. The man says, "Done." The wife asks for 80 exotic sports cars. Genie says, "Done. Now, my wish is to have sex with your wife because you know I've been locked up for so long."

They agreed, since they got all of that stuff. And so the man screws the guy's wife. When they're done, the man asks the wife, "How old is you husband?"

She answers, "Thirty-three." And, to that, the man said, "And he still believes in genies?

I only like certain nuts George, I dont wish to be fussy or selfish :-)

What do I say to that :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-)

George :-) :-) :-)

You behaving George, not getting into trouble with these ladies...LOL.

Blinking hell :-D :-D that's a fine thing coming from you :-D :-D :-D :-D

Glad you came on, been trying to get hold of you, how do you turn this computer off, I know you told me, but cant remember.

George :-) :-) :-)

Hi lovely just this mean that you are now sulking??? :-(

Hello young Rach, good to see you here, hope your well now

Foggy xx

Hi Foggy my lovely tis good to be back I hope all is well with you too
Rachxxx

Hmmm..........only 44 posts.

Well i can't have Mersey sulking tomorrow so here goes.............

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