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Oh I'm sat here with tears of laughter streaming down my face! LOL This thread is so funny!!

Jan

Thanks for a great thread............... I am laughing so much at some of the comments on here that my OH wants to know what is so funny. Can imagine his remark when I tell him.

Love and Peace
Marianne.x

Sorry, the dog is poorly and I just had to let her out for a couple of minutes.

Back to the subject in question.
Our matress is very modern and has no buttons, so none can protrude, and no springs as far as I can feel. But it does have a Rhino, or Hippo on the label at the bottom of the mattress.

Well sometimes it at the top of the bed sometimes at the bottom.

Jenny x

Is it a triops?

Errol, I do hope you are not swearing or being rude. Lol

Jenny x

RHINO??...... say no more!! we all know what they have!! ;O)

* thinks Jenny's right Geordie lads don't wear Jim-jims......was just testing ya!

It was a perfectly sensible question based on research.

Maggie Winchester I nearly choked on my coffee!!! lol

Spit it out Errol.

Jenny is your husband prehistoric? He would have sharp edges!

Aileen xxx

Oh Mau, do you think it has something to do with the bed??
We got from that Geordie carpet place, On the corner of ?? Monkseaton, you know that place that sells carpets and beds, and there's nowhere to park??? It just off a little island.

Oh forgot to add we also got a free little Hippo 'Cuddly Toy'
or whatever.

Jenny xx

Maybe one of those carpet staplers found its way inside the mattress.

Have you noticed small silver looking lines on your butt?

Aileen xxx

AHAAAA - the Hippo's done a sugar cane whoopsy - and THAT's what's poking you!! LOL

Or maybe he crushed his little ducky friend.

Think I know place you mean Jenny lol would have thought bed was okay, it's a good make isn't it?
(Rhino as in label?)... okay not funny;O)

Aileen's is though ;O)

could it be rhino horn?

that was the joke Ann!! boom boom ;O)

If it is a stapler problem Jenny then just steer clear of magnets on your kitchen appliances.

You will walk into the kitchen one morning and your bum will end up stuck to the fridge or better still the dishwasher/washing machine or tumble drier in motion.

Good good good good vibrations!

Aileen xxx

Ah ah Aileen, you have me thinking now. If he is really is Prehistoric and he is encased in concrete, for want of a better word, that might just be the answer to another of my queries, as to why he needs a 'Block and Tackle' to get from laying on his left side to his right.

I usually say " it as if he is doing a 6 point turn in the night' Lol.

Jenny xx

Did you really say tackle there?? :--)

Just diverting slightly but one of my friends was on HRT treatment and wore patches in bed.

Her husband woke one morning and freaked when he looked at his chest and found he was wearing it instead of her.

Kept checking his 'dynamic tension' in case he ended up with boobs.

Aileen xx

Oh for goodness sake Aileen, you are being silly now.
Have you never heard of 'Magnets' There is a North and South divide nowadays.

Jenny. xx