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This thread has had me laughing out loud, lol
Started off with Jacqueline's o.h. and the peg in his trousers lol

Jenny, hope you have a great night's sleep tonight.
Presumably you have felt all over mattress with your hands? Is it like a pin prick or what does it feel like?

Lizx still laughing

Lol Jenny I don't know whether i should say yaaay or booo if yer poked again tonight!

Trying so very hard not to pmsl

Kaz

certainly didn't offend me best laugh i had all day

Sorry, still howling at Aileen's post about the Chastity Belt.

This surely is what a bit of 'Fun' on GR is all about.
Hope my thread has not offended anyone at all. It certainly was not intended.
Nigh Nights everyone, thanks for a great laugh.


Mommylonglegs. xxxx

I am sorry Aileen, Hubby has just come home after his Friday night out with his best mate. So only just read your reply.

I really must be truthful now, l think it is the key to his belt, that I have lost and is now missing in the bed, and it's that that keeps on prodding me.

But I am so tired that I cant be bothered to find it.

Jenny. x

I have laughed so loud, since he came back, that he has said, " He is never buying me Non Alcholic wine ever again"

Jenny xx

Thanks for a lovely time everyone.

Hope you can sort the problem Jenny. You have sent me to bed having a good laugh.

Granddaughter was up in bedroom today so heavens alone knows what we will find in the bed tonight!

Aileen xxx

Night Night Jenny sweet dreams x :O)

id take the matress back to the shop quick sharp and tell them that something keeps protruding i in the night and waking you up,,and despite all efforts cant find it,,,,!
this is sensible answer btw!!!))

Right, going to bed, will not pass go, will not collect £200.

But I will get back to you all, if I get prodded again.
My thread was a serious subject to start off with BTW. then I realised what I had put.

Something really is prodding me.

Jenny xx

Usually felt in the back of my left ribcage.

Jenny xxx

Another thought (amazing).

Do you wear a chastity belt and are you putting it on the wrong way round with the key still inserted in the lock?

I'm not being silly........I am being ridiculous now!

Aileen xxx

Sorry I think meant Torque!!!!

Does this mean it can tighten things up, if they are slipping somewhat???.

Could this really be my problem?? Lol.

Jenny.

Husband's just come home from night out,he says you'll have to stop putting Viagra in your OH's Horlicks if you're gonna complain lol

Aileen, do you need a Tolk wrench for that?

Hang on, just going to check my spelling on 'Google'

Jenny x

PMSL

Oh for goodness sake Aileen, you are being silly now.
Have you never heard of 'Magnets' There is a North and South divide nowadays.

Jenny. xx

Just diverting slightly but one of my friends was on HRT treatment and wore patches in bed.

Her husband woke one morning and freaked when he looked at his chest and found he was wearing it instead of her.

Kept checking his 'dynamic tension' in case he ended up with boobs.

Aileen xx

Did you really say tackle there?? :--)

Ah ah Aileen, you have me thinking now. If he is really is Prehistoric and he is encased in concrete, for want of a better word, that might just be the answer to another of my queries, as to why he needs a 'Block and Tackle' to get from laying on his left side to his right.

I usually say " it as if he is doing a 6 point turn in the night' Lol.

Jenny xx

If it is a stapler problem Jenny then just steer clear of magnets on your kitchen appliances.

You will walk into the kitchen one morning and your bum will end up stuck to the fridge or better still the dishwasher/washing machine or tumble drier in motion.

Good good good good vibrations!

Aileen xxx

that was the joke Ann!! boom boom ;O)