General Chat

Hug TW hiya darling you feeling better....I have awful heartburn....

Thought you said you had flatulence, Hayley? You didnt say heartburn....lol.....

Along with the bloomers you could always chuck in
pair of tartan slippers to match........a very becoming outfit ;O) could sway the sale?

........I'll bid 7/6 that'll bring it up a bit ;O)

No I'm not feeling better,been off work today, (that'll make a good impression won't it) and I've been sleeping more than I have been awake.

Mau, a PAIR of tartan slipper. But BC only uses those ones you put both your feet in. Why do you think she's always got grazed knees, its not through scubbing floors as she would have you believe, its because after drinking the Baileys she forgets shes got it on.....

you need to see the Dr TW.....** frets **

BC your so gobby.....tsk....

No point clogging the surgery up, its a virus, they can't give anything for a virus, they just tell you to go home and rest.

Gosh TW, what a glorious picture you paint of BC......I can just see her swaying about in her uni-slipper, before she crashes spectacularly to the ground.......and yes, I was led to believe she was an ardent scrubber.....

Well okay TW one of them things lol.......I've heard they're marvellous for polishing floors!......did you ever see Billy Connely wearing his and sliding across the floor? 'Strictly Come Floor Polishing' ....lovely shine! ;O)

lol...ladies, I am the most sensible of people. I reserve my daftness for on here.....*tries desperately not to put TW off visiting.....pmsl!

Sally, our BC a scrubber? No, she's many things, many many things, but definitely not a scrubber...

Mau, yes I always think of Billy Conolly when I see those slippers. Is it a coincidence that he is another BC?

Where did she get a brush and comb set once owned by Yule Brynner.....good as new....so where she got that form ?

TW put a bid for me..it must be forgein money...they bidding in 5/7.................so I will have 2/4 please....

LOL didn't 'see' that coincidence!!

Also love the sketch where he wears incontinence knickers and dances 'Ride your pony' lol first time I watched it I was crying with laughing so much!! :O))

half a crown for me please

if needed I can go as far as another sixpence

Jan x

Oohhh yes Mau, the incontinence pants that tie up at the knees....and got bigger and bigger as the evening went on pmsl.

Or when he had mad cow disease....

Oh how sad

TW says BC has Mad cow disease

I am sorry to hear this

Get well soon

pmsl

Jan x

Hayley, have you heard the one about a fella who goes into the barber's shop and asks for a Tony Curtis?

........while barber is shaving off all customer's hair he says "I always liked Tony Curtis in the 'King and I' ;O)

*sobs....not only that Jan, but they say I also wear... incontinental pads....lol.

Jan.......................I know what half a crown is.......














it is a tiarra * smiles proudly *

Clever Girl Hayley

pmsl

Jan x

lol. Mau......the old ones are the best.......when is your Filim Quiz on? XX