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Clueless

Clueless Report 1 Dec 2007 10:24

A POEM


He Laid her on the table

So white and clean and bare

His Forehead wet with beads of sweat

He Rubbed Her Here and there



He touched her neck and felt her breast

Then drooling felt her thigh.

The slit was wet and all was set

He gave a joyous cry.



The hole was wide, He looked inside

All was dark and murky

He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms

and stuffed the Christmas Turkey





May I be the first to wish you and your dirty little mind a very MERRY XMAS



Apologies in advance no offence intended
xx

Foggy

Foggy Report 1 Dec 2007 10:22

Poor thing, hope she is going to be fine, if you have her mail addy, give her my love.

Dave

Clueless

Clueless Report 1 Dec 2007 10:21

Sorry to hear that Mo
Is she feeling any better now?
xx

Clueless

Clueless Report 1 Dec 2007 10:19

Hello there June
Hows you?


Runs out to bring coffee and tea

Anyone want a biscuit with their drink lol
xx

Clueless

Clueless Report 1 Dec 2007 10:18

ooopppss sorry Mo

I found something the other day
that you would like
Cyber clean!
It's like a jelly stuff.
You just roll it over your
keyboard and there you are
nice and clean lol
xx

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 1 Dec 2007 10:17

Morning Clue ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
how are you today ?xxx

Clueless

Clueless Report 1 Dec 2007 10:17

Morning Mo
Hows you?


BM I lost your joke out my
pm's can you send it again lol
Think I must be blonde today
xx

Foggy

Foggy Report 1 Dec 2007 10:16

Morning MO, hows you today, good I hope.

Love Dave XX

Clueless

Clueless Report 1 Dec 2007 10:15

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To Uzzi and Foggy

How you doing today
I woke up with a hangover
which is strange cos
I didn't drink anything
yesterday lol
xx

♥~Billy's Mum ~♥

♥~Billy's Mum ~♥ Report 1 Dec 2007 10:14

Good joke Clue x problem is I forget them all by half eleven !!!!!!
Well off to see Mr.Santa now so I will see you later x
Have a lovely day x

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 1 Dec 2007 10:14

~~~~~~~To Foggy and Julie

UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 1 Dec 2007 10:13

Woo hoo Clue me buddy hows ya doing ?

Foggy

Foggy Report 1 Dec 2007 10:12

Morning Clue, and how are you this bright sunny day.

I am not going to tell any jokes today as they are all naughty lol.
have a great day

Love Dave XX

Clueless

Clueless Report 1 Dec 2007 10:10

I know what you mean BM
I think the web hasn't woken
up yet lol
How you doing
xx

Clueless

Clueless Report 1 Dec 2007 10:09

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.



pmsl
xx

♥~Billy's Mum ~♥

♥~Billy's Mum ~♥ Report 1 Dec 2007 10:09

Morning Clue... my computer is slower than me this morning x Hope your feeling ok today x

Clueless

Clueless Report 1 Dec 2007 10:08

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