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*looks at Kaz*..............up you get Kaz, better now?

Well I think Hayley is lovely too.

Even if she does give me slaps and maps that are printed upside down.

She gave me a gold star for having a good tantrum once.............look....*holds up star*

And she asked how my poor knees were after a very energetic yoga lesson!!

I still love her though

*bless*

xx

very true your always full of it latley and make me larf

...er...I think this thread should be deleted on account of I know for a fact that when Hayley29 (hah!) has finished reading it she will print it and place it beside her mirror as she brushes her hair...smiling all the while...she will be unbearable!! lol BC XX

Yes, BC but when she's looking into that mirror..................she will see those telltale signs of middle age.

The laughter lines that stay even when you've stopped smiling.

Those nails that look so good until you see the first sign of a liver spot on you hands.

The neck that refuses to stay wrinkle free.

And the chest that gravity is pulling down faster than the bra is keeping it up.

*sighs deeply*

Poor old Hayley >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>runs off thread >>>>>>>

xx

** Prints off thread ...missing out Kittys posts ...rushes out to buy new frame **


~~~~~~~~~~ morning ladies mwahxxxxxxxxx


** taps Kitty **

You lot are so funny,I just have to read your threads,such a tonic when I"m feeling down. Lol


Maddy (the grateful one) xx

maddy i have met our hayley in real life..............shes worse,lol.this is only a taste of the real hayley29.
we had an afternoon in peterborough,she was awesome.
her hubby was brill too.
next time we do one.........come.xxx

Lies lies ....I am very quiet they dint know I was there..lol


~~~~~~~morning Maddy


*does tap dance to cheer up Maddy **

a bit late to add but I have to say that Hayley is one of the more genuine people on this board and, like Jude, although I am usually too slow to join in, I roll about laughing at some of the threads with Hayley, TW, Kitty, BC, CC and a few others. So thanks all of you for lightening the atmosphere on here sometimes and please keep it up.

Jude, i did see you join in yesterday I am sure.

Ann
Glos

*watches Hayley tap dancing*

Oh dear..................I wish you would get dressed before you do that!!

*shudders*

xx

She stopped dancing 3 minutes ago too!!

*waits for wobbling to stop*

xx

What do you think made the leaves drop off all the trees at the same time?

>>>>>>>>>>>runs off to hide>>>>>>>>

xx

Breaking News on Sky

An earthquake measuring 6.3 on the Richter scale has struck in Cheshire, structural damage in some areas. Shockwaves were felt all over the UK and parts of Europe.

*shakes head sadly*

Poor Hayley....................she does try!

xx

*sighs ruefully*

Yes, she is very trying.

I wonder what sort of frame she'll buy to show this thread off?

A long thin one obviously.................but what style would suit her home...........

*tries to picture her house*

xx

I would imagine she woudl put it in the bathroom so it would have to match the display towels, (if they have been put back lol)

Only just logged on, you lot are nuts! but sooooooo funny.

Hayley is still my bestest fwend cos I have a pretty board name thanks to her xxx

*flicks through pages of 'how to be a creep' book to make notes*

~~~~~~waves~~~~~~ to all

Sue xx

That's the problem......................I knocked on her rather inferior quality front door and rang the doorbell........which plays roll out the barrel, for some bizarre reason................and I was refused entry!!

*tuts and wonders why*

I have put a spider through her bathroom window, but other than that................no idea really.

xx

I know, I looked for it on Google Earth, and it's been blocked out!


IN fact....it looks like its been covered with a huge display towel!