General Chat

BC darling the party is on Muffys thread....** giggles at beanie hat **

** points finger at stray ...now I am warning you NO VOMITING...lol

"struts on thread"

hi ladies like me tail been the kitty parlour

this bow round me neck feels tight like

welcome home hayley hun

luk iv even hoovered for ya

*sits forlornly in corner, all dressed up in pink taffeta and green beanie hat...tsk tsk...how did Hayley know I bin scalped. *furious.......should never have offered him that last drink....*snip.snip.... he went...*hic... he went...*giggle ...he went....*sobs quietly into Daff's hankie.....

Don't you mean...delete your notmatches???

Grrrr not letting cat out, damn fireworks are going off again, not so close this time, btu he is looking a bit nervous.

all that in 30 mins impressed......I shall go and check my hotmatches...

She does it at will...she did it the other night on your thread...

I'm off to do the washing up, because we are poor and don't have a dishwasher. Then I have to feed the cat, chuck him out, wash the kitchen floor, make a cuppa have me shower, then maybe I might get to join the partayyyyyy...err....sorry....wake.

why will she be sick ? after eatting Kittys food you mean ...lol

If you don't mind stray being sick on it, that will be fine hun.

Whos ironing basket you looking at TW....ohhhhhhhhh thats BC's kaftans....I think I am wearing my long black dress and ave me hair up....whatdayathink ..classy eh...

Looks at Hayleys bulging creaking wardrobe*

Pick something, there must be something youhaven't worn in years in there...

*looks ar Hayleys equally bulging creaking ironing basket*

...or iron something...

TW I have nothing to wear.....

hiya darl ..
and a very nice garter that is hayley ...

You said it was a formal do because we are in mourning....

Make yer mind up

*takes black armour off and changes if for sparkly silver one*

Hiya Andy ....** giggles cheeky monkey **

We are not TW as I am 'ere init....Daft no matter what Catherine says I dont..owwwwww are its right hilly round 'ere..

Have you seen BC's new hair do....** giggles ***

Now what did I do with the t'pudding basin..pmsl...

PMSL

I did that once, I had to get off at the hospital and catch another one back to the bottom of my road, then get on another one home...then the stupid ^*&^^ driver forgot to stop at my stop, so I ended up walking back from the next stop.

So....what are we in mourning for?

might just pop in ...
and check hayleys garter...

oops, sorry!! pmsl

*makes note to look at map and see where Cheshire is*

Are there hills in Cheshire?

* Stands up with hands on hips **

Daft ..............my dear ............I dont live in Manchester I live in Cheshire...

Do you have hills in Manchester, Hayley????

And then I had to walk all the way home UP 2 T'HILLS .......in 5inch heels...sobs