General Chat

It's really annoying when you know there's someone about and you keep missing them lol
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Think I missed SG and marylin by bout 20 mins, just been talking to myself since then lol nothing unsual in that tho,,,, :-)))

We could have had a chat if I'd known
I didn't sleep either lol
Couldn't find any one so shut putor down
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I'm good clue and you? Been up most of the night ..... wandered around the halls to see what everyone has been up to, and then called back here to see if anyone had turned up yet,,, Good joke too, got to titter quietly or will wake the house up....lol

Morning Twiglet
You where fast lol
How you doing?
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One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more
than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule
out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.
Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit,there stood a
drop-dead gorgeous blonde
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said tohim,
"How long has it been since you had a good cigar."
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on
the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.
He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.
"Faith and b'gorrah," said the man, "that is so good. I'd almost
forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish
Whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a
pocket - removes a flask and hands it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink
"'Tis the nectar of the Gods!" stated the Irishman. "Truly fantastic."
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front
of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and
asked, "And how long has it
been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there, too!"

This from Julie
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Morning to you to Clue x

Put coffee down before entering please lol