General Chat

*leaves pkt of Bisto for Kitty* :))))

Did you smell my roast today?

Beef was lovely, spuds were a bit hit and miss..........veg done to perfection aunt bessie excelled herself with the yorkshire puds.

But...................................I burnt the gravy:(((

So near and yet so far!!

*sighs wearily*

xx

CC. don,t worry about me blushing, there,s not a lot that would make me now,you say that in 1970 you were a "Well Married Lady" I,d been Married a few years then, but after a few more I regained my senses and got Divorced. ( Thank Goodness) It cost me but was worth it. .M. :o)))> Hayley,get that Fireman out of your Bathroom.

*wakes up from siesta with a start....Oh *ugger they have all left. Wanted to tell Hayley that my lodger found my pal in the duff in the kitchen today, she was shaving her legs (she said)...tsk....lol....

clean the bathroom..........yes dear I believe you

*more likely for a quick tipple* :))))

catch you later Hayley

see you later CC

mwah........

Off to clean the bathroom c u all later mweahhhhhhhxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh, dear areyou lot fighting again,Calm down dears,its only a game. I Hope,Now putting on Tinhat and Armoured Vest ( to avoid Flak). .M. :o)))>

Yes but then I was the party princess dohhhhhhhh

*digs Hayley firmly in the ribs with elbow*

oops sorry Hayley I didn't see you there,

mini skirts upto your armpits? *Shocked*
I thought you were an empress !

Yes I did :))))))))

as my mother said and I quote...

R Hayley you have the briefest briefs I have ever seen....they never cover you kidneys up...lol

I wore mini's right up to my armpitts.....and my mother used to despair of my underwear ...lol

**bops CC with mallet **


*sniggers **

~~~~~~bye TW, enjoy your tea :)))

now now ladies, calm down, lets sit down and discuss this like adults and Hayley, hand over that mallet NOW, thats no way to treat the elderly now is it ??

** spits blood out **

no ~~~~~~~~~~ why ?

Slams the door after TW ~~~~~~~~~~ see you later cock....

Right CC..........your aving it..........chases CC round thread with mallet >>>>>>>>>>>

CC, I do not wear caps !

GI Jane hey Hayley, suits you :)))
and I am too much of a lady to fight *smiles innocently*

I bet they were, you,re not that Ancient . And Hayley,are you sure she,s not resorted to smoking a "Pipe" and usng the "Rizzlers" to light it with, there,s a distinct smell of "Atlantic S---" coming from somewhere" or Kittys cooking again. .M. :o))))>

Right, I'm orf for a break from the pooter...been on it too much lately. Will be back after me tea

~~~~~waves to everyone~~~~


Oops thats banned now innit?

fight fight fight.....

~~~~~~~~~ waves to Ann I am a GI Jane ...tsk...

Hi Hayley, I like your errm outfit, didn't know you were in the boy scouts!

CC who might you be calling a scallywag? may I ask?

~~~~~to Merlin

afternoon Merlin....You know up to meeting BC I thought rizzlers was a asian newpaper...I did....

CC. I would have thought that "Hotpants" was Ideal to go "Pottering" in the Shrubbery with a Rake. ( Wooden or Otherwise) .M. PHSL. :o))))>xx.