General Chat

I havent seen the list either all though a few people said they were sent one last year so I guess its the same list being talked about - but talking about it is really an ego boost for the Saddo that sent it isnt it?

Mind you I wouldny mind their life for ten minutes. Imagine having all that spare time to study people and makes lists! The only lists I get time for are what chores I need to fit in around working full time, running the house and a small business on top of my full time work!

Time to make lists about people?? If I had the time I would spend it far more wisely!

You know Lynda, the biggest problem is how to explain what I am trying to stop them from doing to the children.

At least when our two hens argy bargy they sort of square up to each other and bang their chests together. You can almost hear them saying "Yeah, so you think you're hard enough do you? And?"

And a second later they see a bit of fluff on the floor and one of them steals it and runs away with it in her beak. It sidetracks the children for a moment though!

I had the cats both improved at the vets when they were six months old but I think that the eldest one has an extra bit hidden somewhere else!

Hi Jeanette :-) yes I've heard this story before too but never seen any list myself - I expect I'm on it as hardly anyone ever talks to me !

The most puzzling thing for me is why the subject was brought up yesterday - as far as I can see this all happened over a year ago. Very confusing for newbies I should have thought, they'll be thinking this went on yesterday.

Abigail - you made me spit me tea out pmsl :-)))

Maz. XX

I have just read what I have written and it this house sounds like a violent den of vice!

Really, it's not, I promise!!

Me and my sister had dwarf rabbit brothers who were always at it. Had a profound affect on me and embarrassed my poor mum no end lol

* things begin to make sense *

*takes out notebook*

Ah now, Rabbits. Actually I think they are worse!

Well Uggers, when I lived at home, one set of neighbours had a ginger rabbit and the other set a ginger cat.

This cat also ended up with a tick as everytime it was in the garden the rabbit would go mad trying to tempt it into it's run. The rabbit had a crush on the cat and had made a little love nest etc.

Eventually, it managed to work out how to get out of the run and it's plan was to kidnap the cat, install it in said love nest and ravish it into submission.

It got a bit carried away, and ambushed the cat when it was dozing safely and respectably in its own garden, but rogered it on the spot instead of waiting.

Cat was so horrified its fur nearly fell out and it was never the same again. It would pop out for a quick wee but it just wasn't safe.

I think it would have written to the RSPCA to be rehomed to a nicer area, if it had been able to get hold of pen and ink, and a stamp.

Abigail, you have made my day LOL

Like Maz, my tea has nearly gone everywhere, have a good day everyone,

Tina x

Am I being psychoanalysed?

*draws a veil over murky past*

What make you think that, Uggers?

*Draws aside veil*

*faints with shock*

Right, I am off to feed the children. It might make them nicer to each other if they have full tummies.

Have a lovely morning, talk to you later...

(limp, twitch, wink....)

pmsl Abigail. If it wasn't for the watershed, I would share more:))))

Bye, Abigail, I'm off to work as well.

Gwynne

It's the way you and the aged East End girl are looking at me

*shuffles backward*

*stands well back before Maz smites Uggers*

Bye all, have a lurvely day.

* sends professional smiters to Ugly's house *

we have people to do these things for us in the East End

Maz. XX

Who gives a monkey's about a list when there's somone like Abigail about! PMSL

Nice to see some of me old chums on this fred ;-))))))

PMSL at Abigail :o)))))

Hi Jeanette,

It must go with the name Abigail, my youngests name and she has me in stiches too, Abigail, you really made me laugh!

Caz x