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My cat charlie says merry christmas and happy new year to all her cat rivals, she also says hello to any unknown siblings out there and finally says you lot stay out of my garden!!!!!!!!

My five cats wish your cat a very Happy Christmas, too! My dog just hopes he isn't going to be bullied by any further felines! Wishing them a very turkey filled Christmas indeed!! Best Wishes Tiddles, Willow, Sebastian, Sara, Jezabel, and Mutley the dog

poppy, sam and charlie say merry christmas and a happy new year to you

On behalf of my cat I send seasonal greetings to yours. I would not allow her to speak for herself as she has an alarming habit of hurling abusive lanquage at other cats. Len

A very merry Catmouse and a Happy Mew Year to you all. With love and purrs From Cracker, Callie, Monroe and Chocky xx

my cats.........po,dipsy and sam (sadly laa laa has passed )wish all their furry friends Merry Christmas

Our two she-cats Harry and Percy, suffering from an identity crisis, wish all other mogs a very Happy Christmas and all the best for the New Year. Dave

Sophie (ex stray) aka Po-face, doesn't say much, just stares distainfully!

Mewwy Christmouse from Boris.

Jaws would like to wish all of her fellow kitties a Merry Christmas. (She would like to say hello, but everytime she gets near the keyboard, she types like the other kitty from the Dogs message -- the one who types like this: fhryewrhkd3rypuh.)

This is a true story... I was on MSN Messenger one day and someone asked how my cat was. At that moment, he appeared and trod on the keyboard and typed IOK Crista

I have a lovely grey and white cat called Alfie but he's in the bad books at the moment so I can't really say merry xmas from him. He's in the bad books coz he is a adult cat and I've had him living with me for 8 months now but not matter what I do or how I punish him he keeps doing his business on me carpets and me boyfriend and I are getting fed up of cleaning up after him, as anyone got any suggestions on how I can stop him doing it? otherwise I'm gonna have to take him back to my mums Alaina

Meowy Christmas Charlie from Holly in Malvern. not forgetting Milly and Molly my 2 Westie twin step sisters that I have to try keeping in order for my Mum. She's not very good at keeping them off the chairs but does a better job than Dad. He even lets them on the bed when I want to be on it !!! Alaina, you should get your cat a litter tray, all we cats know what they are for and can use them. We can't cross 4 legs all day or night you know. Or you could get a cat flap so puss can get outside any time.

If the cat is going to the toilet in the same place everytime try buying a cat mess deoderiser spray from pet shops..................it worked for me when i had 9 kittens(two cats had kittens within days of each other) to try and train. Thing is you might not smell 'the scent' but a cat can smell its own scent no matter how much you clean the floor/carpet after it. Hope this helps debbi

Hi ALFIE. It's me, Jaws. My mum can't help too many people on this site, cause we don't live in the UK, but I sure can help you. Don't they just get unreasonable when you happen to wet the carpet? HONESTLY, you would think the world was falling apart by the way they rant and rave. Anyway, I've had that problem in the past, and actually, in the present. Mum has done a lot of research on it (I keep telling her to stick to her family tree research, but she won't listen). Apparently, when us kittys are under stress, we show our feelings by wetting the carpet. Alfie, did you wet any carpets before you moved in with those people? If not, mum thinks the move is the reason you are doing it now. (My mum's mum adopted an older cat and she hid for the first several months! Sometimes it takes us kittys awhile to warm up to new surroundings.) If you've always had a problem then I can help with that, too. First of all, tell your new mum and dad to clean the area you've wet, then clean it with a bit of vinegar (test the area first though, cause sometimes it changes the carpet colour!). A carpet man told that trick to one of mum's friends. The vinegar neutralizes the smell and we probably won't go back there. Tell those people to watch out though, cause you may go somewhere else. Another thing my mum has done is lay newspaper down, cause I REALLY don't like walking on the newspaper too much. And, it's not as much fun to wet a newspaper as it is to wet the soft carpet. (I just have one area of the dining room that I have chosen as my soft kitty litter.) Have your parents tried changing your cat litter? Mum found out most of my problem was that I didn't like the feel of the cat litter she started using. I'm a good girl now (most of the time), just cause she changed brands of cat litter. Some kitties REALLY hate a dirty box too, so they may have to change it all the time, instead of what regular kitties prefer. Lastly, have they given you enough attention? Cause us cats like to be noticed sometimes and we sometimes like quiet. Is it noisy there? Are there any loud short people (children). She's heard that sometimes we need to be pampered (don't you just love those chin rubs?). Anyway, since your new parents don't seem to appreciate the spots you have picked out as your kitty box, they might try some of the ideas I've mentioned, as they've all worked for mum. Good luck with your new family. I know it was hard for me when I moved in, too. Psssssssstttt - BILL and ROY: The reason I got adopted is cause the kitty who lived here for 19 years was very, very sick and mum was SO upset when she went away. "Monique" was a very nice kitty -- I'm sure she has shown Whiskey all the great places to play and has properly introduced all of her playmates to your kitty.

Alaina, Other things to try: 1) More than one litter tray. My cat will only use each tray once until it is scooped. Consequently, I have 3 or 4 boxes. 2) Get the vet to check for a urinary tract infection. 3) Get him neutered if he isn't already. Don't punish him. He won't understand what you're doing and it will stress him out even more. Good luck, Crista

++Merry Christmas to all our feline friends out there and a special thought for Karma and Treble our pals in Cat Heaven.Create as much Havoc as possible,jump from the tops of the Christmas tree,run off with the tinsel.Please do NOT eat it cos it is darned uncomfortable being chased by a human trying to remove it from the wrong end.Love and purrs to one and all ,Splodge,Zulu and Gertie.P.S.Brandy dog,perlease do not be too grumpy if Karma and Treble try to curl up with you,after all what are pals for

A Furry Merry Christmas and a Happy Mew Year from Kracker my cat. Robert, Ayrshire

The Goldfish Spot, Bubble and B.M.F. say merry Christmas to all and bring it on pussy cats cos we can take you in a fair fight with one fin tide behind our backs!!!

WOOF!WOOF! hello cats.im annie and i thought id just drop in to see wat you felines talk about. pan has visited me on my site,hello pan how are you?. i dont mind cats buts bella and archie chase your kind...lol the cat next door sits on our fence and torments us so daddy opens the door and off bella and archie go.trampling daddys flowers and jumping up at the fence.its sooo funny. do drop in and have a chat with us dogs see you all later annie