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He walked in to the party like he was walking into a YARD. (YAUGHT) CARLY SIMON

Going back a few years, I always thought Donovan sang 'feed that chick a banana' in Mellow Yellow, still don't know the real lyrics.

We waltz to the tune Annabelle, its surprising how many call it the Underlay song, cause it sounds like that is the word used.

Thanks Lorraine, that's one of my lifes mysterys solved.

just come on here and been reading some of these ...... they're hillarious!! my sister always used to sing 'its my body and i'll cry if i want to...!! we just let her do it... sounded funnier than 'its my party...'!!! Jackie x

Not songs but artists. My hubby once thought I said 'The bird has flapped and gone away' when I said that a song was by Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway. His hearing hasn't improved ! Jacky :-)

Hi, Try this website - maybe some of you should send in yours www.kissthisguy.*com without the * Gwynne

Jacky LOL Trish that Banana one is brill. This thread is so funny, I have one dodgy ear, but then it's been that way almost all my life. So I have an excuse. Can't imagine what you peeps use as excuses, some of these are a very longtime ago LMHO Pat x

Not a song but a prayer Blessed art thou A Monk Swimming????????? Blessed art thou amongst women (Hail Mary) Old friend used to say it, was amazed to see a book by Malachy McCourt of the same title, he thought it was that too!!! Kathleen

I know a rather rude Whitney Houston one - but I'd better not put it on ;-) Simon

Kathleen, that's a classic doing the two together brilliant. Simon go on put some blanks in so it don't look so rude LOL Pat x Gwynne cheers for that, will look at it again I have just checked Desmond Dekker's 'Israelites' and the baked Beans one is there LOL.

Actually, I've just remembere there are two rude Whitney ones : There's the immortal line from I Will Always Love You, which goes something like 'and I wish you joy and a pen!$' (happiness); but the one I was originally thinking of was, to the tune of 'Saving all my Love' : 'cause I'm shaving off my mu* (rhymes with fluff) yes, I'm shaving off my mu* I'm shaving off my mu* for yooouuu'. (hope no-ones offended by that ;-) Simon

Simon Never heard them before LMHO well done :-) Pat x

PMSL simon that is soooooooooooo funny Bev

From Grease: My daughter and her friend used to sing 'Look at me I`m Sandra Dee, lousy with my gin and tea!' They were only about 10 at the time! Frances

What about 'Potato Love' by Soft Cell. We were 11 and my mother did not enlighten us. Abigail

Cadburys fudge advert,, I always thought it was 'full of peppery goodness' it was years before i found out,,the kids had to tell me.