General Chat

(Town Crier) 'OYEZ OYEZ!! COME JOIN VISITORS AND VILLAGERS IN THE DUCK AND FIRKITT FOR A QUIZ!..................................................... FIRST DRINK FREE! OYEZ OYEZ!'

Right we're off!....Get that ale flowing....' Maudie signals the brass band to start playing... *Come Landlord Fill The Flowing Bowl*

'Crossing the Green' 'thinks' Where did Maudie say she wanted me? did she say? I cant remember! Evening Mrs Jessop! ...Thomas Chatston's fifth wife agnes ...yes dear... I will! 'thinks' I knew this dress was too lowcut 'struggles with skirt. the dress is green and trimmed with pearls, she as a headdress in the same colour, the skirt is very full and held out by a frame' Sorry! ...Excuse me please! ...Move!!!

'Get your hands off me calves woman...Anyone would think you had never seen them before!....I've got to go and serve ale!....Maudie seems to think that I'm the male answer to a buxom wench!' Mike pecks Annie on the cheek.. 'Wish me luck!

Sadie reaches behind her and grabs a hand.. 'Did you lose something Sir?' (grins) Have some ale!'

ROLL UP ROLL UP... TRY OUR LUCKY DIPS... PRIZES FOR ADULTS AND CHILDREN... Evening Mrs Jones... yes thats the adult barrel... stick your arm in deep and grab a ball... lets see? ...number 45... here's your prize dear... a nice box of continental chocolates ...don't eat them all at once... OK FOLKS WHO'S NEXT? ...A PRIZE EVERY TIME! Sally W B

Evening Miss Sadie... a flagon of your finest please if ya dont mind... Ta very much... and i'd better have one for ruddy Nigel... he's in a huff over having to wear 'ose... Bert the Builder

'Hear Ye!...Hear Ye!......Ladies and Gentlemen.....The Ox Roast awaits ye!.....Our hosts wish to remind you that all refreshments are free....Hear Ye!....Hear Ye.....'

'Serves him right Bert!....If he hadn't spent all day ogling the wenches..we wouldn't be laughing at his legs!'

I think the real problem was when one of those costume laddies told him he had nice knees... and would he like garters! I'd better get back to the water tank... before anyone falls in... Bert the Builder

OK Bert - you just yell when you need more and I'll bring it over Any more for any more?

Come on littl'un - Yer want a get up here?....Nice fire engine ain't it?....No don't pull that lever....nor that...'Ere...think you better ge' down!

Charley - Nip over and tell the band to liven it up a bit...Greensleeves isn't everyone's cup of tea you know

Hey Strump, I've managed to get a Victorian type bath chair so we can go down to the village green if you feel up to it. You DO !!! Brill. Let's get you tucked up in it and Rose says she'll kindly babysit the twins and we can wrap Beth up and take her on your lap. OK then! Ready! Off we go

No... I dont wish to join you for a drink... do you actually realise who I am young man? ...no the answer is not a good looking woman with large breasts... perhaps this will jog your memory ...I buried your grandpa last month... I'll give you sorry vicar!! 'laughs' 'Reverend Prue makes her way between the groups of people milling about on the Green and up to the bar where Mike is serving' An orange juice and lemonade if I may please... Reverend Prue

Hugh...How lovely to see you...and Strump dear...Aaaw let me hold her. Isn't she a darling?....Charley - come and look at this.

One orange juice and lemonade coming up...Are you ok? You look a bit ruffled...Where's your mate Bob tonight?

wheres all this ale then? and where's the crumpet?

This way for the ale Mr.Drummond....This young lady will serve you.

forget the ale darling come and sit on my lap