General Chat

Lew, is it impossible to secretly wire Terry. I would think that you could find a way. Oh, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes tonight. It will be awful sitting waiting for him to come home. And will he tell you every thing. Have you got the thumb screws ready. btw make sure the earing aids are working before he leaves home. Neville always gets the story wrong because he doesn't hear it right in the first place. Forgot to tell you all yesterday. My Auntie, who lives in Guernsey, in the channel Islands, has sent me a lovely bracelet of garnets. It was a real suprise, maybe those emails are starting to work. SuzyQ

Dr Lew Pig awaiting your pleasure Have given her pureed apple with a syringe, and she has to have a whiff of gas and an oral exploratory exam asap You may erect the Questionable Quackery signage at your surgery. Dixie says you should have a recovery area in the surgery called the Piggly Wiggly Flop Inn. But that is a suggestion only - and she does not have her creative output protected. Image Creation............

Big Bad Wolf Why don't you sneak down my chimney - I have a wonderful surprise awaiting you :>) Anna and the 3 little pigs.

tell you what - Dr Quackers - how about a position as a vet assistant??? Say in the piggy recovery area??? Signed true blue piggy-lover

You upside downers are nuts,,three little pigs..i've entered the twilight zone,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,must be all the boold rushing to the brain seeing your upside down all the time HI LEW LEW xxx

Anna *reproachful stare* I've over come my addiction to chimneys. I really don't think it's very polite of you to mention them. I'm a reformed wolf!! signed dinkum piggy-lover

Mmm, Wolf, I don't know why, but I have this terrible feeling about you. Can't quite place my finger on it. *ppsst, Creative Genius, have you got that fire roaring yet?* That was a nice surprise, SuzyQ. We like bling!!! Dr Lew

Must stop wearing this invisable coat

Morning Gwen, you're up early. Keep an eye on that wolf. It's up to no good. pmsl. Lew Lew xxx

You wont regret giving me the position of vet assistant I can assure you Dr Lew. I'm as genuine about caring for piggies as you are. signed; BBWolf, vet assistant

Hi Dragonfly, the three little pigs may be an australian substitute for wabbits. LOL

Oh, let's not go there again!!!!!! Oi, Wolf, remove that assistant vet from your name this instant. Legal action is now pending for impersonating a professional. District Court papers will be served on you forthwith if you do not comply with my request. Dr Lew - very cross :-(((

(Pssst - Dr Lew Fire is a'roaring, water is a'boiling - stock cubes and herbs added to water in readiness for the um.... soup bones. Addiction is very difficult to overcome,) Watch the fire and keep it well stoked - have to pick up Darling Daughter from school.

*throws more wood on the fire. adds more garlic to the pot* Come on down, Wolf. There's a nice warm bath awaiting you. Dr Lew, MD

But officer, I have a firm offer of a position.......... well!!!! I'm going to the minorities commission ........ I've been defamed, it's all bad press. I'll counter sue. Defamation of character and all that Ah................................... I'll be back...................................... PS I don't NEED A Bath, I had a shower this morning *adds personal insults to the complaint portfolio

Afternoon Wafflers/Wattlers, Hope everyone is well. have been so busy the last few days and when I sit down to tired to do anything much. Had to go to quacks myself now have antibotics for one of those silly womans problems, no don't send any pills Doctor Lew have some big green ones of my own thanks. Weather not bad in the Gong today, not very cold. Have a big weekend coming up so am trying to get all the ironing done ect ectect. catch you all later maybe cheers Sandra in the Gong

Good to hear from you, Sandra. We were wondering about you. Sorry to hear about the big green pills. I'm sure my nice little yellow ones would be better for you. Oh countersue all you like, Wolf. I shall just brief Queens Counsel and there'll be hell to pay. Dr Lew

*wanders back in with fly swat* Where's that annoying little dragonfly?

Lew, how much did you say you were going to pay for the Queens briefs. Does Trifley know about this? Hi Sandra, hope your are feeling better soon. Should you be ironing? SuzyQ

I'm baaaaack Dr Lew, I don't like orange. Hi Queen Trifley, its drizzley and damp up here today too. Hope we get some decent rain out of it. Yes Shaz, I really did go to church. I am a good girl but Dr Lew doesn't seem to think so. lol (LDS church for research). Anna are you really going to let that crazy quack any where near your 3 little tiddleywinks? Oh! I'm a fly - does some one want to hire me