General Chat

Pearls Laurie, dont forget the pearls, and the flat shoes. .. But hope you dont need hearing aids to hear whats been said lol Jood

Al-lay-loo-ya, Al-lay-loo-ya Alaaay-looo-ya The air con man is here, he's here Al-lay-looo-ya, Al-lay-loo-ya Al-laya-looo-ya Trifley skips off dancing & singing

Good God If the Air Con man gets the Queen going like that, what would happen if Nefer really did turn up, ohh the mind boggles Shazzy

More concerning, Shaz, is the fact that Trifley is singing. Is that woman crazy, she'll drive the air con man away! PMSL. Ooo good disguise Laurie! Please be attending and have your mobile phone line open for me to hear. Dr Lew xxx

More than Al-lay-loo-ya's I can tell you. .. pmsl Jood

Pssst . . . . Shaz, we need to get together really quickly hon. . . I have to teach you about Validation Therapy as opposed to Reality Orientation !! You can do untold damage if you take the wrong path . . . We have to validate that Nefer is there OK ?? You Got it ??? (wink wink nudge nudge) luv Laurie

Dr. Lew Having consulted my business legal representatives, I have a business proposition to offer you. To Dr. Lew, the exclusive rights to the use of said Comapny Logo - 'Questionable Quackery', which is the creative property of the Company 'Image Creation', in return for: ' Immediate attention to the needs, be they physical, emotional or orthodontic, and including ailments, injuries and all other indispositions, of the three little pigs - Dixie, Crumb and Grandma.' 'The afore mentioned three little pigs are at all times to be treated with tenderness and respect.' If Dr. Lew is prepared to assume the care of the said three little pigs according to the abovementioned conditions, the first visit will be scheduled for 6.30pm this very evening at the hutch of the three little pigs. I await your response Image Creation..........

Mmm, CG. Just let me consult with my legal representative and I'll get back to you. Dr Lew, MD, etc., etc

Well after due consideration (at least 2 minutes), I believe that we have come to a successful conclusion. I suggest that we draw up a Deed of Arrangement whereby I provide all medical care to the said 3 pigs in return for exclusive use rights for 'Questionable Quackery'. I will, of course, be incorporating the said 'QQ' to provide adequate professional indemnity insurance. Are you agreeable to this course of action? I await your further advices. Kind regards Dr Lew, QQ

Oh crumbs - she'z gone all legal like. .. Prolly charge you the earth Anna! As we advised Mary and the Nit Pick man, keep your wits about you. Jood

Good Afternoon, Shazz sending a massage your way. hope you enjoy it. Trifley, I hope your toes are warm very soon. Are you getting the rain? Laurie, your garden will be doing well, we went to Jimboomba this morning and it was pouring down. Please keep us informed re the eavesdropping. A blue wig would suit you very much. especially with the twin set and pearls. A bit like the Queen mum, bless her. Rebs, get back here this minute, how dare you take time away. Anna, hope the little pig is okay. Who asked about the weather in Tamborine. Yes it is usually a few degrees cooler than the coast. And more rain, it is in the clouds as I write. Anna will probably get a Christmas in July whilst she is there. It is cold and damp at the moment and I am feeling cold. Just going for a warm drink, you may find this strange, but I love an OXO to drink with lots of pepper. SuzyQ

Of course Nefer is real!!! You don't think I just imagined him do you? The air con man has fixed the stuck who-jiggy and sprayed the sticking what-sit and now the thing goes like a dream. Ziperde do dah, Ziperde ay My oh my what a wonderful day.... Trifley X PS...It'is absolutely PPPPing down here.

That's not strange, SuzyQ. I don't find anything strange on this thread. I have a lovely set of pearls if you want to borrow them Laurie. Also matching ear-rings. Also my grandma's walking stick to finish off the disguise. T X

Suzy . . . The glasses are more your Edna ones - def not the Queen Mum Its OK girls, I'm fine for the pearls, got some 'glam' shoes that will do the trick - and I got the little dickie phone at the ready Lew - just deleted all the 'unnecessary' Ray had saved. luv Laurie

Afternoon all, Had 2 big adventures today - first one was getting myself into Civic on the bus - I've lived here for 13 years and never needed to do that before and my second adventure was having my first mammogram - lovely lady and not as uncomfortable as I imagined - which is saying something as I'm not overly endowed with fat cells in that area. Only problem I thought of before I went was why on earth I was doing this in the middle of a freezing winter - oh well it's all over and done with - hopefully - for a couple of years. Trifley - glad the air-con man finally arrived. Now about all that rain you're getting - don't forget some of us wouldn't mind seeing some again Rebs - take care - look forward to seeing you back on here Made a pot of pumpkin soup yesterday in between the washing, ironing, dishes and bed making so my work lunches are taken care of. Have to order my marriage certificate so I can get my passport, so figure while I'm getting that one I'll see what other certs I need and do a bit of damage to the fantastic plastic. Hi to everyone and special (((((hugs))))) to those not feeling the best - that includes the furry 4-legged lovelies. Gwenda

Good girl Gwenda, it is a very daunting thing but you feel so good after. Laurie, hope you take a photo before you leave home LOL. Perhaps it's Lew we should be dressing in disguise. On second thoughts, better not. I don't think she would be able to keep quiet, and we may then see it all played out on the News. My imagination is working over time. LOL

You're right, SuzyQ. I couldn't possibly sit there and say nothing! Laurie, dear, it's all up to you. The disguise sounds wonderful, although I could imagine poor Terry's face when he sees the blue hair and Edna glasses, pmsl. Gwenda's right about the rain. Please share. Dr Lew x

Did someone say three little pigs????? have you entered that agreement yet(whoops) Anna?? Cause there must be a cooling off period and I'd be more than happy to take said pigs off your hands and give them a good home. Signed; piggy - lover

VONNY! Nobody's fooled by that wicked disguise, you naughty little wolf! The said pigs are under my care and supervision. You will NOT get your grubby little paws on them! *calls in bodyguards* Dr Lew :-(!!

Well, I'll just huff and I'll puff and I'll blow questionable quacks away!!! Signed genuine piggy-lover