General Chat

~~~waves across the oceans to Babs~~~~ What you doing up so late? Lew x

Hi Babs Shaz lives at ?Camden which is just south of Sydney. It can get colder there than it does in Melbourne. If your son isn't happy or is ill it makes you feel awful, doesn't it? Hope he feels better soon. Trifley x

Good morning Wattlers Bleak here today - but no rain - just cloudy and dismal. Katherine has only 2 days school after today, then holidays. They will start getting their Semester 1 results over the next few days so they are all on edge. Some of this Semester's results count towards their OP at the end of Year 12 so it's a stressful time for the poor kids. Dixie pig is still not eating properly - guess it will be back to the vet again. I am between a rock and a hard place - OH says we're not spending hundreds of dollars on a $3 guinea pig and I can see his point but on the other hand I feel if there's something that can be done to help her we should do it. Sorry to hear that so many of you are off colour - sending healing thoughts to you all and hope you'll be back to good health soon. ((((((((((hugs)))))))))) I wouldn't be game to get sick - the shonky doctor on here would be prescribing all sorts of questionable quackery - hey! do you like that? 'Questionable quackery' - it has a certain ring to it. Not much going on here - I've been cooking casseroles and soup and muffins - cold weather seems to bring out the earth mother in me. No doubt it will bring out the spare tyres also! Have a good day Luv Anna

Morning Anna. Questionable Quackery, I like it! I think that's what I'll call my surgery! Give this pink and purple polka dot pill to Katherine. It relieves stress and helps with the memory. Ohh and it also makes you break out in spots!, lol. Dr Lew, MD, PhD, etc., etc., etc!

Morning Babs No am in cold old Camden NSW, actually it is starting to heat up a little, sun shining Thanks Jood, am talking to Laurie right now Tassie, I need some of your motivation to get off my bottom and walk, please send some up Hi Trifley air con fixed yet, hee hee, was thinking along same lines when Tassie mentioned Blue Heelers but thought I had better not spoil it for her, just as well our Sat meet wasnt on for the night otherwise I would have really been upset, missed it down here as was in Melbun for Yarra meeting Shaz xx

Dr Lew You may use the name 'Questionable Quackery' for your surgery. Of course, the name is copyright so you will receive the bill for my creative genius from my business manager and I hope you understand that creative genius doesn't come cheap. And no discounts are available from my prestigious Image Creation Agency either Miss Never Pay Retail! I shall expect the cheque in the mail. You have 7 days. 'Image Creation' The Ultimate in Business Solutions.

I bow to you O Creative Genius. Perhaps we can come to some special little arrangement regarding payment of fees, provision of medical services, etc. Just a little something to dodge the dreaded tax man! Dr Lew, MD, etc. etc.

Oi, you pair, arent you supposed to be working, not creating ways to dodge the unmentionable, stop quacking awound and get on with it Tis me, the quite one he he

Hmmmmmmmm.... The tax man is no good friend of mine either. Do you have any expertise in treating guinea pigs who are feeling poorly? A little expertise in rodent dentistry would not go astray either. Perhaps there is a little room for negotiation. Creative Image Solutions etc.....

Yes, yes, O Creative Genius. Small furry things are my speciality. Now, what arrangements do you think we can come to? Oi, Shaz, shut up you noisy little critter, or I'll stick another pin in you! pmsl. Dr Lew - MD, BvetMed

Do you make home visits? Creative Images ........

Of course, Questionable Quackery at your service! What time would be convenient? I usually prefer to schedule my visit around drinks time. Dr Lew

Watch out for the 'Dr' today Wattlers . . . I think she would prefer to be a fly on a wall not the girl in the office . . . or even the Dr of small furry things luv Laurie

Damn GR Something ><((((º>><((((º>y here!!!!! I'm HOOOOOMMMMMEE! Jood

Hi Jood. Yes, Laurie I'd like to be the fly on the wall at 6.00 pm tonight at Starbucks in Chatswood. Could you just pop over and have a little listen for me? I'd be more than happy to pay, pmsl. Lew Lew x

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BINGO!

Questionable Quackery.... I hope the reference to drinkies does not impy that you would be in charge of dental extraction equipment whilst under the influence.................. Creative Images ................

Lew, I wonder if Terry would know it was me . . . got the old sparkly glasses there . . . and the twin set . . . saw some blue wigs down in Lifeline window . . . pmsl Laurie ((()))

NEVER, Creative Genius! Please do not even imply such a thing!! Of course, my work comes first and then it's time for relaxation. I have a very solid reputation to uphold. Dr Lew, Questionable Quackery, Inc.