General Chat

Blood and Sand! 'Nigel needs to be examined,,,' And get this - 'The amazing (Rude word for a toilet function) Nigel' Who is this other Nigel?! Ain't me!!!!

I just put my friends in and it says. Geoffrey needs a date. He has got the right hump now. LOL Mags

I got 'Mags needs some advice on her boiler' ???/

I got my obituary!!!! Tina

Aileen needs to create a safe environment for Hamish to defrost... who the heck is Hamish and why is he in the freezer in the first place!

Not disagreeing with Google this time round!! Diana needs to come over and turn my charming studio into a warehouse loft! Diana needs a wealthy husband who can provide her with the high life she craves ...

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Well....I got a story about me!!! bottom article on page 1 - neighbours work garden magic,-....I'd almost forgotten about that!! Lucy x

Oh and I love this one Gloria needs a change of scenery to help her forget ROBBIE!!!!! hahaha

Gloria needs assistance getting in and out of the tub!!!! AND Gloria needs to be kicked to the kerb!!!! Think I'll change my name Gloria :-))))

amanda needs a mom in her corner with a lot of time and attention to give her. amanda needs needs the local food bank to put food on the table for herself...... (So true!! lol) amanda needs gnutar??????? amanda needs needs to be rebuilt....... (Sounds about right! lol) amanda needs to be loved. amanda needs operator disk ownership. amanda needs to suck on a pacifier to clear her ears. (eh?!?) amanda needs a small config change. amanda needs a wise friend to tell her this too shall pass. amanda needs to be out in public, not acting slutty, so we can have more pictures of her. manda needs a nap.... (Thought I was feeling tired this morning!) manda needs a girlie. manda needs to come over to my swinging bachelor pad. manda needs to write a story. manda needs to give my shirt back. manda needs to stay the ways she is coz she rocks..... (Yeah man!) manda needs to play more games and we shall save her. manda needs to chill out coz she wrote on the wall too. manda needs to eat healthier.... (Why do you think I've gone on a diet!) manda needs all the beauty sleep she can get. manda needs a spidey outfit to go with that spidey web.... (???)

Just looked at mine, what a giggle. No. 1 says Hilary needs to come to Canada again. Agree with that one. No 2 well!!! ****. Would get the thread deleted if I repeated this one. No 3. Hilary needs glasses. Hilary that is NOT your boyfriend. Wish I looked like her though. Hilary.

Apparently Yvonne needs urgently a small stations wagon to transport all the equipment.... Yvonne needs help learning a new dance.

I did mine then i did my daughters the fifth one down was a bit much her name is TIA if anyone wants to look

Shocked to the core at what I found, don't think I'll look again Update - forgot to put the 'needs' bit in. That's a bit more like it, only I'm a puppy now and need a new home!! Wonder if I'm house trained?

Lol, this is so funny Lucia, thanks for cheering me up. Amongst other things: Kate needs a shave Kate needs a priest Kate needs new fangs! Kate needs to smarten herself up and stay off the coke and my favourite... Kate needs to get laid

Better ones for me lol Seems to me Elaine needs to roust herself out of the sack Elaine needs someone to get rid of the muffin stumps Elaine needs a good kicking is what Elaine needs. 'Elaine needs her own forum,this is the Fs forum!'

First thing that comes up for 'rebecca needs': 'Rebecca needs enlightenment!'

Liz needs catchy slogan. liz needs to be laundered. Liz needs help, but she doesn't want ... involve the police. LIZ needs teeth. Liz needs more coffee. They are all relevant apart from the teeth. I already got those. Liz

Lucia these are sooooo funny :)) 1. Heather needs Men....Now! 2.Heather needs veggies!!!! 3.A stitch in haste Heather needs two therapists 4.Dard news - Heather needs a rest PMSL - Oh the www knows me so well :))))))))) Heather