General Chat

Aint that grand Chrispy is here again. I had to start this to keep me sane. lol Blinking hell Dorathy here too All i can say is good on you. Chrispy Dorathy we are missing who could it be one of you Dee ofcouse it's you Add a line befor you loo. lol

Until I saw Ron's rhyming thread my heart was feeling heavy as lead. Very pleased to see all your lines lots of droll and funny rhymes Well, Ron, I'm glad you have taken up the task And mine's a medium white wine before you ask!

This thorny maid has added verse (She has been known to add much worse)

Too late to write a good diity, u have all come across as quite witty!' very good with the chat,and i'll keep coming back,as im wondeful werid and pretty!!!!!!!(LOL)

Pleanty more poems to come aint it alright for some. Quickly jot down your lines befor you get in a bind Ron is here to save the day and keep all the harm at bay. So once again she is calling me So i best say good night you see

I was never no good at ditties But my friend had a pair of fine t***ies When she used to bop The boys eyes used to pop All needed steak to cover the bruisies Sorry Always was hopeless DAL

My goodness how this thread's expanded with all these lines its really started Now on to N oh! no what goes can't find a rhyme that really shows Oh! dearie me my minds a blank it's what you call - thick as 2 planks

Is this a test we all can do Just nip in here and see it through Keep track of what you've done before Leave them wanting more and more! (have I got it yet?) lol

Everyone can add their bit For all to see while here we sit. Good laughs we have on this here site Ha ha ha - Ron is that all right? Sue

Ahhhh sorry i say, i did not get it But now i see what you mean. Come now give me a chance Do we have to keep it clean???? XXX

Best to keep to the lines why is my elbow covered in slime. Cheerd dear nice of mine remove that slime let the table shine Did you do leave it there for a laugh ok up you go now have a bath.

Ron, maybe you should take first go It's your thread, so let us know Tell us what we're doing wrong maybe in a little song! Stel.xx (or maybe we just add what we likes)

I'm not a poet but know of this classic courtesy of Mr Spike Milligan RIP Today i saw a little worm Wriggling on his belly. Perhaps he would like to come inside And see whats on the telly. xxx

Start on the alphbet add some lines and you are set Try to make them all sound the same come on in and join in the game Use what ever words you like It's easy just like riding a bike Victory to them that do it right come on in and simply write We all can do with a laugh so hurry quick make fast. You know when you get to Zee you just begin again with A you see Zero is the cost of this game and no to lines are all the same And so we start all start again put it down in this hall of fame

Oh my oh my I did reply Perhaps a rhyme will catch my eye Quietly now as I go to bed Round and round they go in my head Sue xx

Kiss me Hardy,Nelson said Long before he lay down dead Must I ? Hardy then did cry Not a chance was his reply !

There are holes in the sky where the rain comes in but the holes are small thats why rain is thin Nick..............

Look its late My brains are mush No sign of a rhyme oh, i'll try in the morning perhaps theres no rush

The boy stood on the burning deck, Had he washed his mucky neck - had he heck. Sorry its the best I can do.

Hello again where have you been lookeds all over but you could not be seen I'm just going to add a few lines to thank Ron in my wee rhymes Just glad your all coming back now a few more lines and we're on track