General Chat

Hi Dan~~~~~ It's Ann~~~~~~ Come on up here and do my ironing if your Bored!!!!!

DANIEL!!! I put on a smile to everyone thread, and a following smiling who is your favourite comedian thread, I do a spread happiness and encouragement thread, I do a treading in footsteps thread, I add to names of towns, and the seven word thingy thread............ what else can I do???? I give up!! going out.......... might be back............ hunched shoulders :(

I'm not sad or depressed or anything! Just my online therapy group has gone all gloomy.

Hi Daniel - When Trish has tired of you, hop along to Wiltshire, you can visit the site of an infamous Victorian murder just a mile or two away and check out some natty headgear in the Costume Museum in Bath!

Ok I give in. I'll come to Somerset and see Trish then off to Wiltshire. I don't know. The things I have to do eh. Tut

HUH

I'll just put the kettle on then - tea or coffee?

At least I think we have some tea somewhere - can always pop into neighbours if I can't find it.

I know when I'm not wanted

.............. and he ignores me..............:( .......... bye bye

I'm not ignoring anyone! Grrrr. Fine. My life is just one big invitation. Just get in the queue!

Are you missing me Daniel, your little fan club, been busy knocking walls down and renovating house , awaiting your visit....Wonderful bit of writing there, you will be famous one day, Can i have your autograph ?

Sandy you'll have to join the queue for my visit. Several members have asked before you. If you would like to take a seat.

I get the message Dan, I believe I'm the only one of the three of us (Trish & Sheila) that you have met. I'll stay out of your way then, sob, sob. Vivienne

I am very booked up, have to hurry....That's the problem with moving to a beautiful spot everyone wants to visit....Already had three lots so far,next lot on Thursday.....Love entertaining, can't cook, husband does that.....I clear up, that's a woman's place isn't it..//X

LL you will have to work hard to endear me and tempt me to give you an adavantage over the other Daniel apllicants. Sandy I have every intention of visiting one day. I want to go on your ship.

my pleasure Daniel, it is already moored at the bottom of the garden....Would you be fishing ? Rods are provided..Also plenty of cockles amd mussels on the shore...

That's it Daniel, you've really upset me now, I'm off out to cut the grass. My name is Vivienne or Linen, never, never, never LL. exit stage left, one very disgruntled ex fan of Mr Daniel Longman. Vivienne x Ps you still owe me a copy of the book though pmsl

Sorry Viv :-) You know I didn't mean to upset you. But, I'm afraid the sympathy vote wont wash with me. You still have to wait your turn like everybody else ;-) Don't do fishing Sandy and don't eat seafood. Just a a nice cruise will do me. Maybe a roast dinner on board. Whatever. I'm not fussy.

Books him in for a quick visit in 50 years time once he tours the rest of Gr in a glass bottom boat....remind me to take out insurance for burns etc ;-) Oh and Christine...I saw you :-)