General Chat

Getting fair peeved now!! Have switched it all off a couple of times, still slow.. Pms piling up,will get there eventually but goes blank everytime i add something... * swears unlady like oath *

Dinna fash yersel Lesley, ye'll fun yersel pickin up the accent in nae time.....jist relax and hae fun.....

Lesley no chance

~~~~~~~~~waves to Nolls, polly and Gwen~~~~~~~~ I've been away a few days and you're already speaking another language lol Not staying on the boards for long but could do with picking up a few language pointers when visiting my Scottish relatives the week after next. x Lesley

Sorry Nolls, won't tell them how bad you were...shhhhhhhhhhhh. That was nice Sally... Anyone else having trouble on here with boards, mine sticking and disappearing... *PANICS*

Aye that was gae fun Nolls - but must awa the noo tae pit a wee Pizza in the oven fur ma man.......lang may yer lum reek!...

Oh Sally my grandma used to say that to me pointing to her wally dugs, going to print that off now and give it to the kids - they'll never understand (too long down South!)

I unerstond ye purficly... wat els cud ye dae? Thur isna enuff in a wee box o them tea share is thur? Hoap ye enjaid thum. Deanna X

O'I ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,FLIPPIN FORONERRS...I KNOW I CANT SPELL IT AN UNTILL THE PUT SPELL CHECK ...GUESS WHAT ITS IS OKAY;;;; AN I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT YOU LOT SAID

Well If I can understand you I don't think I'm doing too badly. Now, in the Queen's best English, repeat after ME............... Snowdrops

Aye Nolls, I'm a wee bit canny too.....

Woodey hav'ny heard thon in years - my Coulters Candy!! Sally - aye a true scots ah count aw ma pennies every nicht Snowdrops - aye ye are an aw bit ye'll hae tae learn the tongue tae join yon club, so ye will, so ye will. Noo say efter me... Polly - whiesht dinnae let on ony mare o our secrets frae school , please>

Pardon my nostalgia - but I'm gonna do it anyway... The Wee Wally Dug It sat in its place High up on the shelf An keepit an ee On the rest o the delft Twas washed twice a year Frae its tail tae its lug An pit back in its place Was that Wee Wally Dug Noo, when oor Jim got mairrit tae sweet Jeannie Blue The auld folks they geen him a horse, an a coo But when I got mairrit Losh, my heart gie a tug For aw they gae me Was that Wee Wally Dug Noo, they say you should neer Look a gift horse in the moo But I lookit it oer Frae its tail tae its broo An I fun a wee slit At the hint o its lug And crammed fue o notes Was that wee Wally Dug I geen it tae Jeannie Tae put back on the shelf An I telt her the worth O that wee bit o delft Aye, we still feed it yet Through the slit in its lug, Its a bit o guid stuff Is that wee Wally Dug Learned by me from my lovely Scottish Mum, by word of mouth, on our long journeys by motorbike and sidecar from London to Scotland....

Great minds and all that, Polly!! I've only got a bit of an accent - spoke Gaelic first and was taught English - but can read broad Scots so can understand you Nolls! And that tablet IS melt in the mooth!

woody, I was just singing that!!! What us posh Scots Nolls ??Suppose we were brought up proper. * curtseys *

Nolls, it's a half I'm very proud of!!!! Snowdrops

Aye, ma Granny used it too. Jist tryin tae see if ye were a true wee Scottish lassie Nolls, an I kin see frae yer tight purse strings as far as yer guid man is concerned ye are the genuine article.....

Ally Bally, Ally Bally Bee, Sittin' on ma granny's knee, Greetin' for a wee Bawbie, Tae buy some Culter's Candy. As soon as I saw bawbies this came to mind! Nostalgia!!

Ah! Snowdrops my wee English freend hows yoursel? Oooops soory forgot my wee hauf and hauf freend

WHIT? spend my bawbees on hubby, come on noo am no that daft. An as Polly says we learnd posh Scots at yon schol we went tae an aw