General Chat

I see that you are still at it Allan.............nicking my quotes!.......but you have to make allowances, doncha know!

and the bland played on!!

If it is, Emma, they'll have a hell of a job putting me in my coffin...you put your left arm in, you put your left arm out; you get the idea :-D :-D

Let's not blandy words Allan...


What if the Hokey Cokey really is what it's all about?

Blandsome is as blandsome does. :-D :-D :-D

'Please, Miss! Please, Miss' says he sticking his hand in the air and jumping from foot to foot

'I've just thought of another one; no orchids for Miss Blandish'[

My OH tries to put me in the wine rack using the perfectly logical explanation that as I am already on the floor and full of wine, the rack is the perfect place for me :-|

I just find it painful when she tries to reinsert the cork :-P :-D :-D :-D :-D

Thank You its corked so will put it in wine rack (ooh) then its lying down .Allan you are not having any :-P off for my Bland flakes didn't have any this morning ;-) :-D

I'd say in Allan house as long as it takes to open and pour....not much longer in mine either.
A bottle; and I'm no expert; will last a while if not opened...if a real cork then lay on it's side to keep cork wet..if screw top no problem....and keep out of sun and in a steady cool temp..

Barbra, it won't keep long in Allan's house. ;-) :-D

Advise please how long will a bottle of wine keep for ? got some as a present Gold Bottle very push :-) seems to good to open .how long before it goes Bland Muchas Grasiars . :-D :-)

500Mil?

thats' a tarts glass........still I guess it depends on how many times you re fill it...........

Fish bowl sounds goods, you know where you stand then !

Again, how many sizes of glass are there?

I normally use a fish bowl for every day consumption, because everyone says that I drink like a fish, and a five hundred millilitre glass for 'posh' occasions :-D :-D

LOL
But then we're back to how big is the glass in the first place ...a few enormous sized glasses would do most of us in...

Caroline, I never care about how much air is in the wine. I buy it to drink not to savour; I quaff not sip (that could almost be a heraldic motto) :-D

And as for falling off chairs, which I've been known to do whether standing or sitting on them, after consuming wine, the last time it happened the doctor at A & E gave his candid opinion that it was 'more than a few! :-|

"Bland on the run".

I'm still trying to work out how many glasses of wine before Allan falls off the chair or even cares if there's enough air in the wine !!

and which is the best broadbland?

We have Sky broadbland, but it's gone very slow! You'd think it'd been on Allan's bland of red!

:-D :-D :-D