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I have seen the light
I am always Wright
Like my hero Billy
But Matthew is silly
And Ian even more so
Poet requires a bow.

I thank you :-D

The trumpet plays I hear the sound,
of the greenery
Play it no more my fellow writer
Tis just a change of scenery.


Move on, move on,
There's a good thought
Now away we go
Other life to be sought

A woman of mystery
The txt is now history
To vex is not the way to be
I have moved on naturally

:-D

Eh? by whom were you sent this text?
I am getting very vexed
What are you talking about by I wonder
tell me now, or by thunder.....I'll....I'll......



Ohmmmm Ohmmmmm Ohmmmmm
:-D

I was sent a txt the other night that told me so !! infact called me Mrs Wonderful!! LMAO :-D :-D

Veeev La differaaance Mersey :-D

And heres me thinking mine was Roflmao

Best thread for months :-)

My first verse was Milton
The other was built on
by me from the vestiges
Of Stygian vasectomies :-S

:-D

oh deary deary deary me
What is to become of thee
Nicking rhyme from John Milton
That just stinks like a block of Stilton

Hayley my dear both ways it can't be
handbags at dawn or tranquility
I daren't say what I'd rather have
I'd be RRd.....just like a chav :-D. ( Well.......what do you expect at this time of day......Shakespeare )?

Good comeback, John :-D :-D

Milton. Trusted by mums since 1916 :-D ;-)

No, but John Milton could ;-) :-D

Let's welcome the peace
And Estelle's very nice
I wish I could rhyme
Each line the sime
But I can't
So I shan't


Try again:
Mortals that would follow me,
Love virtue, she alone is free,
She can teach ye how to climb
Higher than the Sphery chime;
Or if Virtue feeble were,
Heav'n itself would stoop to her

No, can't do poems












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But my dear Susan I cant help but yarn to how things used to be
back in t'day here written in black and white
thread after thread of laughter and friday night fights,
hangbags at dawn and threats of libel and slander
some didnt sleep just kept spewing their anger.
In the morning I would read whilst chewing my toast
waiting for the thunder and eager to post,
Lines would be drawn and battles would begin
sneering and swearing and all making a bet
to how long before Estelle would take
to send me to the naughty step.
Now everyone is happy, lets welcome the peace
becareful for what you wish for and don't speak to soon
time to move over for the rants of the doom and gloom. :-(

LOL Hayley if I remember rightly
You're the one who mentioned this nightly
Puppies and kittens to be eaten by many
not mine my dear...stick to giving a penny.

My fluffy babies are snuggled in bed
Keep your hands off them is wot I said
But you'll not afford to send any this year
cos the postage is now too dear

:-D :-D @ Hayley. Different style to Rose and Susan wiv, but certainly better than me. I am still "Roses are red, violets are blue. Why have blood red roses? Why violets a different ???...................................................scent? :-S

Oh heavenly what fun
BC is here, now time to wum.
Gone are the days of bounders and cads
posting clever words to make the gals so giggly and smitten
now we resort to discussions on feeding
staving children with puppies or kitten.

Oh come on, Hayley! You wax lyrical about Miss Faintypants on Strictly! :-D :-D :-D <3

I am so not worthy of you talented people....... :-D