General Chat

Copy and paste
Do not do in haste
Always comply
to catch someones eye

Relate to a post
Even if you are not the host
Do not be sly own up to your actions
Other than having the extractions


*I Thank you*
:-D :-D :-D

Theres one in Cambridge
On the backs
If you visit
Take your macs

Classic poetry on this thread
The standard of Keats and Percy
Bysshe Shelley - a funny name
But it rhymes with Mersey.
:-D

When I was at school
We wrote poetry
Our English master
Was Mr Oatree

I once had a gamma
For my crafted verse.
Is that good, very good,
Or decidedly worse

No one here to shout
"It's not what threads about ;-)

(Sound of tumbleweed floating through the bush)

Weekend almost gone
Wolves top of League One
Ethan Ebanks-Landell
Scored his goal so well
Distinguished Kenny Jackett?
Well, he must earn a packet

Ms Duffy, move over
As Cocoa takes over

Threads is plural, as may be seen,
Whereas thread's implies a shortening,
Or corruption, if you are green.

You received a gamma!
I'm not surprised, when you post
What passes for English Grammar

As for the Thread, it only
Appears to have been started,
As Susanwiv was feeling lonely





:-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Handbags at dawn! yes, I now see
What was meant by the phrase
seems the boys,
have thrown out their toys
And rattles are sword of the day.



:-D :-D

Sorry, Miss Susanwiv :-(

:-D
Well I suppose it keeps you occupied
And the boards a moving
But try to behave whilst being a slave
your masculinity proving

Remember that claws are meant for us girls
So I hear the men say
no matter how far one's pushed
Smile and say G'day :-D



What a load of trash I write
Especially this time of morning
Where's the fun without a fight
Go on.....forget my warning! :-D






I wrote the last cos it rhymed
Not because it was meant
Mustn't incite anarchy now
Or the naughty step I'll be sent


:-D

Sheesh my verses do get worse
and worse and worse and worser
Someone stop and make the tea
Put a halt to my moving curser........

Methinks I should go back to bed
The rhyming's taken over
It is a curse that gets worse.......
now what rhymes with over?...oh yes.....Dover :-D

But John started it :-0 :-D :-D :-D :-D

Lolololol

Is that fifty shades of G'day? ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

~~~~~~~~~~~~ to Allan and Susan wiv

Am overcome with waves of emotion, and sincerity

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<3 :-D~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Is gamma not good then?
Alpha get what you said, and try to do beta :-(

It's all Greek to me! :-D :-D

I have my glass of lager
but don't have any crisps :-)
I suppose that if I gulp it
instead of taking sips
I will not miss the crisps so much
but then again I might
'cos without the ready salted
it's quicker to get tight.

I like the cheese & onion
And a can of ginger beer
But if it's not low calorie
I come over sort of queer.
:-(