General Chat

Only on people who talk outta their arses :-D :-D :-D

Mau, i'm not falling for that old chestnut.

I've heard that clingfilm suffocates your bum.

:-D :-D

*makes 'another note ' to self.*.;-)......make sure the cling film is well and truly sealed around loo bowl at PH's ;-) :-D

Whispers to John

What do you know about a poster on Crime Watch

Prickles, you said you wouldn't tell any one. Sob sniff :-( :-( :-( :-(

John...........your secret that you are actually breathing is safe with me.

Wink, nod!

;-)

This is ever such a good thread, and no idea why only me has replied.

I wonder if anyone like PH might mention having seen a poster on Crimewatch. Now that really is a secret worth keeping private. (never laughed so much for ages as I have at some of things written on this thread).

Hope nobody reports me for laughing. One or two seem to want to report me for breathing :-( :-(

Londonbelle........

You can't get pregnant just by kissing.

Trust me............i knows about these things!! ;-)

Go back to Mothercare and ask for a refund.

:-D :-D

My secret is.......






Only PH has the password! :-D :-D

If it gets out I'll know who to blame! :-D :-D

How weird is that. I keep a few in me rack. Fresher that way ;-) :-D

Barb i already posted my bestest secret on here.

Oh, what a shame...........i forgot this is a secret thread so you can't see it can you.

:-D :-D

I think you misunderstood about Ann being a gossip.

The secret was something about a carrot in her gusset.

:-D :-D :-D

Yeh Ann, what's this about you being a gossip. That's a big carrot , oh dear

;-) :-D

Just don't tell the BBC

:-D by the way what's your bestest secret then ??? ;-)

OK PH.

Gossip Moi John? ;-) ;-)

Barb......If you had popped a pair tights on your head you might have got away with it.

I would know that bouffant anywhere.

;-)

I know but please keep your voice down. It's supposed to be a secret :-( :-(

Hello Barb

As i said..........this secret thread is secret so there was no need to send your secret by PM.

In answer to your question...........

Yes, i did see you on Crimewatch.


:-D :-D

PH :-D :-D :-D

Dear Elizabeth.

Hello..

Trust me...........this thread is very confidential.

Your secret is safe with me.



*Makes note to self*

If Elizabeth invites me round for dinner.............say NO!!

If Elizabeth asks........."Does my bum look big in this?".........pretend to faint.

Hello Prickles :-D

I have had a huge secret for years !!!!!

Nothing, I say nothing would make me tell, not even you !! ;-)

:-D :-D

Dear Prickles

Hello

Hope you are okay.

Well let me see.....

I hope this is confidential.

Ahem.

I am a terrible cook and I have a large posterior!!!


Shhh!

Take gentle care
Best wishes
Elizabeth, EOS
xx