General Chat

Whats in your sack George is it heavy :-D ;-)

Goin off in the jungle for a bit

I just might be able to bag me a rhino

Or two ;-) ;-)

:-D :-D :-D :-D PricklyHolly..

I was keeping it warm :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-)

George.......i Can't believe you called me a dirty girl!!

Specially as it was you who had yer bare h'arse stuck down a chimney pot earlier this week!! :-P

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Piers you got any Taboo lol

Piers you got any Taboo lol

Dirty girl :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-) :-)

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Now thats what im talking about Prickles..... :-D :-D :-D

Thanks Ann ;-)

Here is a joke...........i posted it before but you might not have seen it.

I know Bob did.


Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
...

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday..'

I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids..... they will remember.

My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

on the couch....










naked.

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Bob how cute defintley an awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

JC why are you talking French ?? :-D

Aaawwwwwwww
<3 :-D

Can't have you desperate and sulking M ;-)

Prickles be as LOUD as you like.... :-D <3

oi do loikes a wench that baint be fussy, oi does ;-)





Busy at the moment be back later :-D :-D

right heres a bit of soppy............
only 44 seconds long, but
bet you dont go.....................Aaawwwwwwww!

http://www.wimp.com/stopnightmare

Crikey Mersey....that's not good :-0. Better stick to a cup of tea then :-D

Thankyou for clearing that up Mersey.

I just needed to know if i was allowed to be loud.



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Prickles I meant Allowed..... :-(....lol

Hiya My mate Piers.....I dont like G&Ts :-(....makes me cry so not allowed :-D

George me thinks you are right :-D :-D

Susan il take anything im desperate I dont mind numerable posts im not fussy :-D :-D ;-)