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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Sep 2012 21:40

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the
names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 17 Sep 2012 21:44

how naughty are you :-D :-D

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 17 Sep 2012 21:50

thats great news Mr Magoo,
instead of suffering from a headache every night,i can just pour hubby a coke,but shouldnt it be called MOUNT and DONT?? :-D :-D :-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 17 Sep 2012 21:51

*faints*

:-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Sep 2012 22:00

Mount and Don't is the Coca Cola version Suzanne :-( :-(

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 17 Sep 2012 22:14

bring it on :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 17 Sep 2012 22:15

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 17 Sep 2012 22:22

:-D :-D :-D :-D
correction better than an erection me says :-D :-D :-D :-D

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 17 Sep 2012 22:22

:-D :-D :-D :-D
correction better than an erection me says :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 17 Sep 2012 22:28

I 'heard' you the first time Suzanne lol :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Sep 2012 22:31

Worried about Suzanne........ ;-) ;-)

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 17 Sep 2012 22:34

needs to be said twice, get a correction and not an erection,think of your poor wife"s

im really going to get a well deserved RR here. :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Sep 2012 22:38

Not tonight Suzanne :-D :-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 17 Sep 2012 22:41

you should have posted three times, Suzanne, then I could have said:

A few years ago it was tri-weekly: nowadays, it's try weakly

:-D :-D :-D ;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Sep 2012 22:42

:-D :-D Allan

Suzanne

Suzanne Report 17 Sep 2012 22:45

oh you poor thing Allan.cant wait for hubby to get to your age.xx :-D

Allan

Allan Report 17 Sep 2012 22:55

At least my OH now gets a goodnights sleep.

She now sleeps the sleep of the just, not the sleep of the just after! ;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Sep 2012 22:55

It's still here Suzanne..........but for how long ? :-D

Allan

Allan Report 17 Sep 2012 23:40

It's very quiet on here!

Have we all been caught up in the moment?? :-D :-D :-D

Elizabethofseasons

Elizabethofseasons Report 17 Sep 2012 23:55

Dear All

Hello

Hope you are okay.

This thread has certainly made me laugh out loud.

A perfect tonic as I've felt a bit low.

Thank you for the laughs. :-)

Take gentle care all
Best wishes
EOS
xx