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Och would that be Rabbie Burns the bonnie wee laddie joining us by any chance?
:-D

Tha's a bonnie wee echoo ye have there RRRoberrrt :-D

Away an' bile yer heids the lot o' yez.

Regarding the Clan, I thinkas far as Prickles is concerned its got to be " Clan-Destine" :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Ye best get some cream forrit then MucPrickles :-D

*Hums............

Oh! Ye'll take the high road, and I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore ye,
But me and my true love will never meet again,
On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond............la laaaaa la laaaa laaaaa*

I think Island is being abit wuudy

Julia in Derbyshire

Funny you should say that Island........."Patties Plum" just so appens to be gay cousin Gorrrdon's favorite pud! ;-)

Och, I wonder if Geey Gorrrdon has Patties Plum?

Thanks Wend for the offer. I do have Patties Plum, it was just that I cannot quite see details on the avatars.

Thanks again, such a kind offer

Julia in Derbyshire

Yer right Wend, I just thought I'd have a go at a bit of attention seeking LOL
:-D

Well I've gotta laugh.......
I don't want to risk my scotsman joke being rr'd or me sent to Blackpool so I thought I'd translate it to another language then back to English and ended up with this - "Lift the kilt if it has obtained a quarter that has McDonald anti-aircraft" PMSL :-D :-D

Well, that would be a novelty, Mc Prickles, putting your faggot in a condom.
Have ye not been practicing the Selkirk Grace, to address the Haggis, and is your Skien Dho, (sp) honed sharp. Do ye have a piper at the ready, to pipe it in.
Ye've along way tae go yet, Lassie

Julia in Derbyshire

What's up duck? You is a banterloonie isn't you and banterloonies don't sulk *tuts*.

Julia - the poppy is Patty's Plum and I have loads. I've just dug the lot up to move elsewhere, as they were taking over where I didn't want them to. They grow easily from bits of root, so I shall be very happy to send you some if you'd like to pm me your address. They are beautiful, but this year they got battered by the wind and rain and didn't last long :-(

Ye's wrapped a bundle of kindling in a condominium MucPrickles??? :-0

Ah dinnae think Gay Gorrrdon will be fooled by that! :-0 Och nae lass MucP

Och ay the noo ma wee bonny lassies.

Do you think the hootin tootin clan will notice the diifference between a faggot and a haggis?

I bin oop field wiv me muscket, fife and drum and i cannay find one of them furry little critters anywhere.

I think if ah wrap ma faggots in a condom, ah might just get away wiv it!!

*MucSulks* :-P

Good Morning Wend, twas just but a momentary flight of fancy LOLOL

I do like that Poppy on your Avatar. I am very partial to these flowers, and often ask the owner of garden on my journies for a seed pod.

Be Good

Julia in Derbyshire

Good morning banterloonies from the sunny south :-D

Julia - you sound a gay gal this morning - although I fancy that calling yourself a young maiden is perhaps, ahem, wishful thinking, but *whispers - we'll overlook that and call it artistic licence for now. Take care dear and don't overdo it and, above all, behave like the lady we've all come to know and love.

Where's Dizzi sneaked off to then and where's that MucPrickles? Probably taken off to try and catch a haggis for the weekend. *Sniggers - she won't have much luck in them thar 'ampshire 'ills, will she? :-S

Are ye ready for this MucPrickles? :-D

Morning One and All and Merlin

Now I just luuuurves a Gay Gordon. I can do all the actions and the yahoo's and the whooping. Oh, and the swirl of the kilt, everything a young maiden like myself, ;luuuurves. You know what they say:-

A Gordon fae me
A Gordon fae me
If you're nay a Gordon
Your'e nay used to mae

Now Prickles, if you want someone to lead the dancers, just send for me.
I can come at a moment's notice.

Quite partial also to a Dashing White Sergeant , but it's deffo a Gay Gordon.

Julia in Derbyshire

PS. Got rellies from a village near Kilmarnock.

Think I'll lie down and take a pill now after all that excitement.