General Chat

NOW WHEN YOU GOT ALL THOSE SCOTTISH LOT ARRIVING ON YOUR DOORSTEP THIS WEEKEND I WANT YOU ON YOUR BESTEST BEHAVIOUR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

YOU ALL READY SAID CUZZIN GORDENS GAY

HE MIGHT NOT BE ERRRRR WELL HE HE MIGHT WELL

OKAY HES A GAY GORDEN

BE GOOD AN STOP LIFTING THE KILTS

She,ll be ok. she,s been practicing waving her Sporron and twirling her kilt :-D plus doing the Sword Dance to the howling and wailing of the Pipes :-S :-S :-D

Apparently............he's the only "Gay Gordon" in Kilmarnock village! ;-)

Merlin had late lunch :-0 :-D

So MucPrickles dae ye know how tae tell which clan a scotsman belongs to? :-D

No...........but i got a feelin in me sporron that you is goona tell me!

OMG
SHES TALKKIN FUNNY

medication has not kicked in yet.give her a few mins. :-D

Och aye - any minute now she'll be practising tossing the caber :-D

TUT SEE WHAT YOU LOT DID,,MADE HER LOOSE HER INTERNET,,,,
TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT FOR HER,,

NOW YOU LOT BEHAVE IM OFSKEY FOR A FEW DAYS
PRICKLES HAS GON ALL TARTY TARTEN FOR THE WEEKEND,

SO PLAY LIKE GOOD IKLE KIDS :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P

Morning One and All and Merlin

Now I just luuuurves a Gay Gordon. I can do all the actions and the yahoo's and the whooping. Oh, and the swirl of the kilt, everything a young maiden like myself, ;luuuurves. You know what they say:-

A Gordon fae me
A Gordon fae me
If you're nay a Gordon
Your'e nay used to mae

Now Prickles, if you want someone to lead the dancers, just send for me.
I can come at a moment's notice.

Quite partial also to a Dashing White Sergeant , but it's deffo a Gay Gordon.

Julia in Derbyshire

PS. Got rellies from a village near Kilmarnock.

Think I'll lie down and take a pill now after all that excitement.

Are ye ready for this MucPrickles? :-D

Good morning banterloonies from the sunny south :-D

Julia - you sound a gay gal this morning - although I fancy that calling yourself a young maiden is perhaps, ahem, wishful thinking, but *whispers - we'll overlook that and call it artistic licence for now. Take care dear and don't overdo it and, above all, behave like the lady we've all come to know and love.

Where's Dizzi sneaked off to then and where's that MucPrickles? Probably taken off to try and catch a haggis for the weekend. *Sniggers - she won't have much luck in them thar 'ampshire 'ills, will she? :-S

Good Morning Wend, twas just but a momentary flight of fancy LOLOL

I do like that Poppy on your Avatar. I am very partial to these flowers, and often ask the owner of garden on my journies for a seed pod.

Be Good

Julia in Derbyshire

*MucSulks* :-P

Och ay the noo ma wee bonny lassies.

Do you think the hootin tootin clan will notice the diifference between a faggot and a haggis?

I bin oop field wiv me muscket, fife and drum and i cannay find one of them furry little critters anywhere.

I think if ah wrap ma faggots in a condom, ah might just get away wiv it!!

Ye's wrapped a bundle of kindling in a condominium MucPrickles??? :-0

Ah dinnae think Gay Gorrrdon will be fooled by that! :-0 Och nae lass MucP

What's up duck? You is a banterloonie isn't you and banterloonies don't sulk *tuts*.

Julia - the poppy is Patty's Plum and I have loads. I've just dug the lot up to move elsewhere, as they were taking over where I didn't want them to. They grow easily from bits of root, so I shall be very happy to send you some if you'd like to pm me your address. They are beautiful, but this year they got battered by the wind and rain and didn't last long :-(

Well, that would be a novelty, Mc Prickles, putting your faggot in a condom.
Have ye not been practicing the Selkirk Grace, to address the Haggis, and is your Skien Dho, (sp) honed sharp. Do ye have a piper at the ready, to pipe it in.
Ye've along way tae go yet, Lassie

Julia in Derbyshire

Yer right Wend, I just thought I'd have a go at a bit of attention seeking LOL
:-D

Well I've gotta laugh.......
I don't want to risk my scotsman joke being rr'd or me sent to Blackpool so I thought I'd translate it to another language then back to English and ended up with this - "Lift the kilt if it has obtained a quarter that has McDonald anti-aircraft" PMSL :-D :-D

Thanks Wend for the offer. I do have Patties Plum, it was just that I cannot quite see details on the avatars.

Thanks again, such a kind offer

Julia in Derbyshire