General Chat

I have always fancied the St Helena mailship. It takes passengers and I think you are at sea for three months and when I win the lottery.......


Can we do that one please?

No problem Ann - you have first call on his services. Keep getting passengers - remember stewards etc get tipped well!!

OK if we have to book a cabin could I have a double outside with a balcony please and in the best part of the ship to avoid sea sickness. Best have appointment with hunky doc as well

Can I bring Matt from X Factor.

He can entertain us all !!

Cath xx

Ooooh just what I need.
Can you sail by Channel Islands and pick me up please.
Can I get a double cabin (never know my luck might be in) lol.
Hope we are going somewhere hot and sunny.

Cath xx Off to search for bikini that hasn't seen light of day for 30+ years.

~~~~~~~~~~waves to other passengers.

Will allow you to personally interview applicants for post of ships' doctor!! That tempt you?

Hunky doctor? Is there a photo in the brochure?

Can use all ports for the convenience of passengers!, Glasgow, Belfast, Liverpool, Southampton, Tilbury and off we go. Would those guests booking passage please specify what grade of cabin they would prefer, double, single, inside, outside, top deck, suite etc. SRS size of ship and stabliizers do not think sickness much of problem - ignore it, will employ hunky Doctor and enjoy!

Need a holiday book me a cabin better take the OH with me and will get me dancing shoes dusted off , have got a pretty dress I can wear , cant do any entertainment but will wash dishes to pay for my ticket .

Where are we sailing from ?

Pam

But I get sea sick Chris **moan moan moan*** lol

Do you mean apply to this thread Chris.

I am no good at entertaining however I am happy to be a passenger!!

Take note that a cruise is setting sail on Boxing Day for warmer climes. Full crew and passenger list required not forgetting Entertainment and dancing partners. Apply to above thread on General Board and see how we go!