General Chat

I think this cruise is going to be a non-starter. Perhaps later in the winter after Christmas.

OK guys so we don't all look like Sheryl Cole but what the hell. C'mon get packing.

Cath xx

Men needed badly - lots of ladies, all sizes and shapes, cheap booze, balmy breezes, relaxation, entertainment - what more do you gentlemen need?

George Clooney might look good in uniform. Not many men signing up on this cruise, have we scared them off. Lol

Cath xx

So far Jean is the busy bee. Was thinking this afternoon about a Captain - could we have a Cary Grant (in his forties) lookalike or I would not object to Johnny Depp. He is a goodlooking lad even a grandma appreciates!!!

Jean, I would like some fresh flowers in my cabin please. Large tip in the offing if you can get freesias, yellow roses and blue iris. Many thanks,

Cath xx

I must get myself a note book and take note of these requests or I will get them all wrong! There is a lot to think about as cabins will not have furnishings until the crew report for duty. We want everyone to enjoy themselves and then there will be more tips!

Oh thanks Jean, two pillows and duvet please and a memory mattress or mattress topper would be nice for my back. Fridge stocked with gin (and tonic) and whisky and also amaretto. Oh for OH cream sherry and 103 negra please and he'll have two pillows as well and duvet.

Jean that reminds me I should book a cabin - all this organising I keep forgetting. I too would refer 3 pillows, duvet, soft drinks for me whiskey for OH, plenty of tea bags (me) coffee(OH) Don't want newspapers only the ships news unless UK is in weather freeze whilst we are warm - would like to hear that.

Jean how thoughtful you are.
I would like 3 pillows, duvet (4 tog should do), water carafe, fridge must be well stocked with Baileys (original), grapes and cheese, oh and the odd fresh pineapple would be rather nice.
Now where did I leave my sunglasses?

Cath xx

Now, having got the date for crew joining, I will need some idea of what people need in their cabins. How many pillows, duvet or blankets, Hmmm, water carafe? The fridge will be stocked with the drink of your choice, and i will make sure my passengers have the best towels and bathrobes available from store. Please also order the newspaper produced aboaed if you want a copy. Ships radio will keep you informed of the outside world. Now, have I forgotten anything? Please remind me and get your requests in early so I can get first pick at the ships stores.

Wendy Lol!!!! Karaoke!!! *chuckles* that is my OH with his fingers in his ears. Ah no a separate room he needn't go in there then., he gets soooo embarrassed for those who participate. Not insinuating that he'd feel like that about your OH Wendy of course.

Wow!! All those different ways to fold a table napkin! I am impressed!!! Should I be???

As long as there are no quizes on board, or as long as theya re shut in a separate room. I would be no asset there!!

BC your excitement is catching!

Jean leave him to it!! There are plenty of entertaining rooms Ginnie - we will make one a karaoke one and then we shan't have to listen. I have asked for crew members as dancing partners etc No takers so far - do not wish this to be a ladies only ship - we need the little darlings to lift luggage etc. and to dance with!

Could do with a break after the year i have had........................
who would i bring...............well lets see.........................
Gino so he could cook as some fab meals.

That takes care of Christmas for me. OH will have to get dinner for her next door and try entertaining for once!. She wont mind because she thinks he is great!

Please can I go on the cruise.
I am good at making sandwiches and hot drinks. I am no good at "decent" cooking.
Suex

Ohhh just spotted the thread. Just what I need! *ahem....and I am a bit of a belter like that Mary in XFactor so I can join the Entertainers?


*jumps up and down and applies fake tan. How exciting!

BC XX

Can I board at Santa Cruise in the Canary Islands? Will you be going my way, if so can I please book an outside cabin with balcony quite high up and in the middle of the boat - I suffer from sea sickness. I know how to fold table napkins in 751 different ways which is always very useful. OH is good at karioki, providing you are deaf.

Wendy x

I'd love to sail away to the hot Carribean sun.
I'll give my services as a waitress......book George Clooney as a passenger and I'll wait on him hand and foot.... could even make his bed every morning...but only if he wanted me too ;o)