General Chat

Hold on madam - will need to trot down to the cellar to link up the vodka barrel to one of the pumps - it will save a fair bit of time by the sound of things.

It'll also make the vodka a bit fizzy and slightly beer flavoured but like you'd notice - LOL

I think a cocktail called a Woowoo sounds great .Go for it Jill.You may make a fortune lol

oh i would notice young lady, if you taint my voddy!!!! you will be in trouble, ill shut this place down!

NO ice please as it gets us drunk lol

calls in the trading standards departmentpmsl

voddy peach snapps n cranberry juice is a woowoo, xxx

voddy peach schnapps and cranberry juice sounds really whoopity whoo to me too (I don't think).

Pass me the spittoon madam - I think I might need it!

Why aren't you watching Jedward or whatever they are Stray?

Anyway after a couple of woowoos you wouldn't notice if your voddy was slightly beer flavoured ... no way!

i am, there not on yet, the new housemate is just going in lol x

Oh a nice whitehead and cider,,,,,,,in two halfs please,,,,,,I am to posher to have a pint in me hand,,so common and navvy like.....}}}

Oh - on Big Brother are they? Do they count as one person or two?

Kay - behave - here have a pint!

anyone wokring today?? i could do with a cuppa tea???

no peanuts tho i dnt do the added extras, that are reportedly found on bar nuts lol x

Tea?

It's a PUB you eejit!!!

Sheesh ...

Urine coated peanuts anyone?

(stomps off to put kettle on for poor hungover young woman at bar ...)

Are you open then?Double G&T would be lovely thanks.With an Ice and slice please.

Gawd Jane - it's a tad early for alcohol dontcha know!

One large G&T for the lush propping up the bar!

Where's Stray - her tea's getting cold!

Jill

You can't say it's too early when you run a bar!!!!!.It's the weekend too .Who want's Tea except for Stray?I am not propping up the bar just yet ,I am just on that wobbly stool of yours ,hanging on for dear life.

LOLOL

Now I am refreshed with my double G&T I will have to wobble off the stool as I have dinner to cook! Heck! I wonder what that will be like lol.I hope you have a profitable evening .Although with this rabble I wouldn't hold your breath .They will all want freebies lol

nooo im not hungover but it was to early for a drink n i was thrsty lol,


hmmm no peanuts im full up of me dinner is it wine o clock yet???

Cor ots been a while since I saw a nice bar in here - pulls up a fluffy cushion and an ashtray - ill drop in later for a drink - mine will be a cold dry white wine, but I can be persuaded to have A Bombay Sapphire and Tonic if its stired nicely .....

jst dont accept the bar peanuts, there tianted so they say lol,


ill have a bag of cheese n onion if ya dnt mind!

i can feel a lucazade coming on