General Chat

we cant go in her bedroom
that lazy nephew with the asthma is still in there
better wait a good while yet or call an ambulance

i think one of them eastern Europeans
works in the casino
i heard him say he was a dealer

so we will have a couple of hours on Mildred's credit card there

so just a few grand we dont want to be greedy do we

***phew*** that was heavy work.....it's kind of Mildred to leave that credit card for us to book ourselves a luxury weekend at a spa hotel :) We need to relax after all of this hard work.

Now about her bedroom, it will have to go. How about one of those Indian beds with the nails instead of that Kingsize bed of hers? It's very exotic and she'll be the envy of all her neighbours. Any ideas about the rest of the decor?

good idea Lesley
the kids will have hours of fun on that
beats one of them scruffy old rocking horses dunnit
now help me shift the sofa into the skip

Renting the house out, now that's a good idea. I'm sure she'd be happy with our ingenuity.

Mildred is so thoughtful- she's left us some money to go towards the decorating costs. Strange thing is she's left dollars.....do you think she wants us to order it from America?

Bucking bronco for the sitting room instead of a sofa perhaps? Or can you think of anything better?

BTW - suitcases and tatty pieces of paper/tickets ditched as requested, Wow we get things done quickly around here. She'll be so pleased.

just ditch them hun
nylons fine with me
probably her nephews luggage
anybody would think he was moving in

and Ive had an idea why dont we rent her house out
while she is away i know some eastern Europeans
looking for a place for a couple of weeks
they all have good jobs
shop lifters i think they said they were
and we could do with the cash she wont know will she

don't worry if you spill the red, it goes quite well with the brown and orange carpet......good choice don't you think?

There's a few tickets here for a holiday somewhere, it's making the place look a bit untidy....what do you think Joy? Do you think they are important?

and I keep tripping over these large suitcases with some old clothes in (presumably to go to the charity shop)...do you think we should ditch them and replace them with a few nylon holdalls from the market? They'd take up less room!

it sure does hun dandelion away
the green and the yellows spot on
we are so talented
they will all want us to do their homes to

now open a few of then bottles of vino
i dont drink but tonight i will make an exception

how about a few dandelions to go in the grass carpet.....it brings the outside in.

her nephew phew
i think he must have right bad asthma
all that puffing and panting coming from Mildred's bedroom
well better let him rest
poor guy
when he is finished all the neighbours can have a fag

i just love this living carpet
we have created in the kitchen hall and stairs might
have one myself one day

nnnahhh blame it on her nephew,,,,she'll never know lol

Mildred's on holiday isn't she?

**whistles innocently**

There's some old raggedy pieces of paper on here with lots of names on..... Honkinbottoms.

Perhaps they could go on the fire I've built on the back lawn........don't worry about the grass, we're growing some in the kitchen and hall stairs and landing carpets

pretends not to notice Mildred
anyway i will blame Lesley
WINK WINK

practices my best it was lesley's fault voice

oh lesley do you know anybody in these old photos
NO i thought not
we will skip them and get her some new ones

how about one of my mother in law to keep the kids away from the fire

now lesley you know as a diabetic
chocolates bad for me
so just incase you are to i better have it all

**passes grass seed to Joy covertly***

***whistles innocently***

Whispers "do you want half the wispa Joy**

that would be wonderful stuffed animals
why didnt i think of that
i know she will love it

now ive ordered a skip
lets get the furniture outside and innit
get the hard job over before it comes

and she will love the minimalistic look
more space for the kids toys
some times less says more
she might not sleep ever again
when she sees her new home

Retro is fine, but no grass seeds on the carpet please :o)))


Everything packed, documents copied, travellers cheques got (at last) House clean, washing done, tickets etc in bag ready

Wispa bar in fridge ready to scoff.:o)))

No I wont sleep tonight

1 more sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep !

How about some stuffed animals (died of natural causes of course) dotted around the house too? I'm sure she'd appreciate that.

and we can borrow a few Gnomes from the other thread for her garden.

the kitchen well lesley
i know it cost mildred a lot of money but erhhhmm
i am afaid it now clashes with the front room wall paper
IT WILL HAVE TO GOOOOO
now you get the crow bar hun and just hack away
and i will empty the fridge in to my belly and make us a cuppa

No it's Lemonade....she's just a secret lemonade drinker;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqBa7eay6Fo

How about the same wallpaper for Mildred's kitchen?

well these dam windows will have to go
like i said windows are so 1970s
how about wine bottles in there place
theres enough of them in the cupboard under the stairs

MILDRED YOU SECRET DRINKER YOU

now you do the sills Lesley just hit them with the hammer
and out they come
no probs
now i will line the bottles up in the space
and ohhh fairy light just pop them inside the bottles
she is so gonna love it