General Chat

hides behind Lesley lol xx

dont worry
I've arranged for the council to rehouse her
in a caravan in Accrington Stanley

Stray, I hope you cleared up after the party.......look who's back!

**goes into hiding**

woop woop drags crates up from the celler

I don't see why not :) There's plenty of alcohol and nibbles she's left and I'm sure she won't mind us altering her M&S food order to order extra.

can we have a party tnyt then if shes "out"

mind you, I've got these tickets for Florida that I've found in my pocket, don't know where they've come from

get your suitcase packed Joy & see you at the airport in the morning

Good idea and goodnight Joy :)

If the worst comes to the worst, I don't mind sharing a cell with you, preferably a 5* one with Jacuzzi and sun terrace perhaps in the Bahamas.

i will send Mildred a post card hun
better break it to her gently
i will say hands up those of you with a house
put ya hand down mildred

i think i will hide in one of them threads on gr
the ones nobody ever looks at pmsl
you know the ones that dont go whooooosh
if anybody asks i will claim the 5Th amendment


NIGHT NIGHT LESLEY PARTNER IN CRIME XXXX

we'd better split up, you turn left and I'll turn right,

If I don't see you again (I've gone into hiding) can you wish Mildred a good flight and a great holiday for me?

I'll leave it to you to tell her the news......

Goodnight Joy :)

>>>>>>>>>>>runs into the sunset or is it just the house fire lighting up the sky? >>>>>>>>>>

now who can we blame

i know THEM DAM BOROS

everybody knows its always them

what insurance thingy hun
i thought it was trash i put it on the fire

we better race back all is not lost

we will still get a glimpse of the FIREMEN if we rush

AND THINK THE HOUSE WILL BE A BLANK CANVAS
so we can improve our work
without walls ect getting in the way

Quick run Joy, I think they've called the Rozzers.

I hope Mildred's got insurance because not only have all her family jewels been ahem lost, I've heard that there's a smallish fire back at the house.

You did post the insurance renewal didn't you Joy? It was on the table next to those old photos.

because HE IS A GREEDY ______

GIVE HIM A GOODKICKING HUN

HERE GET YOUR OWN MATE

why is that man taking all my chips away Joy?

my hand the 10 of wands
the temptress and the the the

OPPS SORRY WRONG CARDS

Is it a bit like snap?

WELL LETS GIVE IT A GOOOOO

NOW hitch ya skirt Hun
its way to long higher much higher
you distract the dealer
and i will do what i do best

CHEAT

opens new pack shuffles and tucks it in my knicker leg

Besides, it's not our money to lose is it? lol Technically we won't lose a thing!

She just doesn't want to share the winnings Joy.....think about it on the game shows on TV the audience always shouts GAMBLE!

The majority cannot be wrong can they?