General Chat

Don't panic Joy, we'll say it's part of the bigger plan.

**Calls Emergency Taxidermist***

Do you remember Daniel, do you think he would do a special discount for GR members?

Here Joy, drink this wine, your nerves must be shot.

GULP GULP thats better BURPPPPPP
you phone him tell him
stray will make him very happy later



MUCH LATER lol

i will just sit down on this puffee
and catch me breath its getting whoosy me head like

The guests are arriving for the party now....do you think Mildred's neighbours will mind, they are a bit unorthodox?

The neighbours shouldn't complain about the guests parking their motorbikes on their lawns, what do you think?

there's nowt better than a few rocker mates
coming round for a bit of a shindig
no the neighbours wont mind
i will nip next door and see old Nellie
she was the oldest call girl in area
i am sure she will come and entertain the guests
and i think they may be polish on the other side
as i heard Mildred say she was a POLE DANCER

turns up the music and squawks out

BORN TO BE WILDDDDD

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

It's a good job we've gone all minimalist.....I think that Polish lady is having an argument with that biker bloke......I hope Mildred didn't cherish that Honkinbottom vase she's just smashed.

It was an ugly Ming, she's probably done Mildred a favour.

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

LLLLAAAAAH LLLLLAAAAAHHH LLLLLAAAAH LLLLAAAAH LLLLAHHH

He Said To Me He Wanted To Be Near To Me
he Said He Never Wanted To Be Out Of My Sight
but It's Too Late To Give This Boy My Love Tonight
please Wait At The Gate Of Heaven For Me, Terry.

he Said To Me He Wanted To Be Close By My Side
we Had A Quarrel, I Was Untrue On The Night He Died
and It's Too Late To Tell This Boy How Great Was
please Wait At The Gate Of Heaven For Me, Terry.

he Rode Into The Night, Accelerated His Motorbike
i Cried To Him In Fright, Don't Do It, Don't Do It, Don.T Do It.

he Said To Me You Are The One I Want To Be With
he Said To Me You Are The One Who My Love I Shall Give
one Day He'll Know How Hard I Prayed For Him To Live
please Wait At The Gate Of Heaven For Me, Terry.

he Rode Into The Night, Accelerated His Motorbike
i Cried To Him In Fright, Don't Do It, Don't Do It, Don.T Do It.

he Said To Me You Are The One I Want To Be With
he Said To Me You Are The One Who My Love I Shall Give
one Day He'll Know How Hard I Prayed For Him To Live
please Wait At The Gate Of Heaven For Me, Terry.

terry, Terry, Terry

well ping or ming its gone now
do remove that gun off that biker

somebody might get shot and it might be MEEE

Is she really going out with him?
Well, there she is. Let's ask her.
Betty, is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?
Mm-hmm.
Gee, it must be great riding with him.
Is he picking you up after school today?
Mm-mm.
By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the candy store
He turned around and smiled at me

SPOKEN:
You get the picture? (Yes, we see.)

That's when I fell for the leader of the pack

My folks were always putting him down (down down)
They said he came from the wrong side of town
(Whatcha mean when you say that he came from the wrong side of town?)
They told me he was bad
But I knew he was sad
That's why I fell for the leader of the pack

One day, my dad said find someone new
I had to tell my Jimmy we're through
(Whatcha mean when you say that you better go find somebody new?)
He stood there and asked me why
But all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I hurt you, leader of the pack

SPOKEN:
He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye.
The tears were beginning to show.
As he drove away on that rainy night,
I begged him to go slow.
But whether he heard, I'll never know.

(No no no no no no no)
SPOKEN:
Look out, look out, look out, look out!

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we've been through
In school, they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears but I don't care
I'll never forget him, the leader of the pack

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

(Gone) The leader of the pack, now he's gone
(Gone) The leader of the pack, now he's gone
(repeat and fade out)

It is getting quite lively in here isn' it? Do you think we should go out gambling and leave them to it?......don't want to spoil their fun.....

We could leave the keys on the table so they can lock up afterwards.

Mildred, hope you have a good holiday.

LETS PLAY BLACK JACK OR ROULETTE AT THE CASINO

i know an Empress chick who will give us some tips

so do we mummmo hun
and a big suprise when she gets home

If they're good tips, we may win big.

Now, if we pawn Mildred's family jewellery, we may double the amount of winnings. We can always get the jewellery back in the morning when we win, can't we? After all, Empresses aren't rich by accident are they?

i will just get her on msn and ask for sound advice
OPPS there she is she said best tip is
DONT GAMBLE YOU TWITS WILL LOSE EVERYTIME

do you think she is joking

She just doesn't want to share the winnings Joy.....think about it on the game shows on TV the audience always shouts GAMBLE!

The majority cannot be wrong can they?

Besides, it's not our money to lose is it? lol Technically we won't lose a thing!

WELL LETS GIVE IT A GOOOOO

NOW hitch ya skirt Hun
its way to long higher much higher
you distract the dealer
and i will do what i do best

CHEAT

opens new pack shuffles and tucks it in my knicker leg

Is it a bit like snap?