General Chat

Please can someone explain to me how I can get a farm,,I want to be a farmer..lol

Thanks in anticipation

Barb xx

Darlink - We have an allotment in the real world, and at our age, is quite enough to cope with. But, good luck, you crease me up LOL
Julia in Derbyshire

Good morning
Its one of the applications on FB

morning barb hows you...

havnt a clue lol.. what i do know im not cleaning any boots lol

Must wear wellies and chew straw
lol

Never been on facebook Mo...hmmmph

My grandad had an allotment when we were kids and we always had great sluggy lettuce's for tea on a Sunday..lol

I have a pot of mint in my small garden so think I would really qualify for the job because it's coming on a treat.

Joan I have some lovely wellies with big pink spots on them, they will clean up a treat if you want a little job.

Thank you Julia...lol...now I wouldn't like any cows on my farm, after an incident once when my hubby took me fishing and as I was carrying his fishing rods, my chair and the tuck box full of his sarnies, I was chased across the field by a herd of mad bullocks. I tell you he shouted lots of encouragement, as he looked on from the other side of the gate. Mostly don't drop those rods you silly mare and more words to that effect..lol

lol
Barb,well fishing rods do cost a lot
Im on there,but dont have a farm

lmao barb typical man .. i know what you mean .. i dont like cows ..lol

I saw a book for sale in Tesco the other day
How to get a farm and where to find one by Edmund Morris

It does seem to be very addictive,and your friends can help you out on your farm too

Maybe I should have chucked them his sarnies, I can laugh now but I was pretty terrified at the time, tell you what though Mo, they didn't catch me..lol.

They would now because I don't think I could run that fast anymore..lol...

I wonder if was my red wellies they didn't like.!!!

Morning Agatha

Was that a cyber farm or a real one hun???...lol

I think Shimms has got one, and Taff so maybe they will help me...Taff will want paying though...lol

Lots have the farms,and they all hepl each other out
Yes Shimms and Taff do have them

morning all.
Barara if you want to be a farmer you will have to learn the lingo, "ooo err"

I learnt lots of farming language when the bullocks were after me Carla, but not printable.lol

Right I will sit here at my desk all morning and say "ooo err", wonder if the lady in the florest will give me a flower stem for the side of my mouth, don't suppose she'll have any straw...mmmm

Morning Barb,.Join FB and I'll pm you how to get a farm!LOL
Moi, wanting to be payed!!!! Of coarse I would!!
I dont come cheap ........ I maybe cheap!!
xxx

Morning girls
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It has always amazed me that anyone would actually want to be a farmer.
Up at 4.30 am to do the milking, still checking animals late in the evening.
Leaving wellies at the door so you put them on as you leave the house and take them off as you get home. And the smell of pooh everywhere!
Not for me but I am glad someone does it.

lol, Barbara...I did'nt say magic roundabout. imo barb with daisy in mouth.
I think a piece of straw would surfice.lol

Always knew that woman didn't like me, she's just given me a rose stem with thorns...will go down the pet shop and get some straw.

Hya Taff, join facebook...well there's the first problem...how do I do that..lol...see I have the intelligence to be a yokel Carla...lol

Morning Bernie

Up at 4.30am...gulp...smell of pooh and that's with a CYBER FARM...maybe not then...lol