General Chat

My pleasure Barb, luvin our friendship :))

Must change my name lol! xxx

Roflol Shimms what you like.....going soon hun, will try to log in later, thank you for once more keeping me company when I'm on my own in this office, er should I say Caff...lol

Hope you removed his wand, he'll be waving it around xxx

It's okay Shimms, have shooed him off now and told him you'll have him sent to the tower.....that soon shifted him...lol

whispers,

psst, Barb ...

Am in disguise ...

That norti Merlin, what's he like lol?! pmsl

You do know she's royalty Merlin, she might choppeee your head offee your shoulders...wmsl, gonna tell her....

Why do you think Shimms Changed he name? ( I hope not alcohol is sold in your Cafe) To shimmms Shimm Sheree ( It should have been ( Sherry) did that to fool you all,She and another member of Staff Drank all the Booze,She thought that as she was "Head Honcho" ( Mamasan) she would get away with it, However Sammuri and the Choppy Choppy Men found out and are on her trail. **M**.pmsl.

ssshhhh Merlin, don't let Taff catch you selling second hand tea bags or we'll both be for the choppy choppy, lol
Wait till Shimms sees what you've been saying about her, you'll be in big trouble Merlin....

For sale to budding Cafe Owners, A job lot of 25th hand dried tea bags ( from recycling Centre ( Cheap) also partially Chewed Sausages ( they used only their gums,they had no teeth) Slightly Charred (aka GR.Member) all offers considered,No promises given as to being Germ Free, You,ll just have to ( Suck em and See) **M**.pmsl. As to Shimms Palace in the Med, Careful I think its the Caves at the top of the Rock.living with the Apes. pmsl.

Later everyone :))

Luvin it Barb, have a good day xxx

I had better make a move as well,
See you in a little while.
xx

oooh, speak for yourself Barb,.!LOL

Just had a friend call in for a cuppa, will see you all later.

Barb xx

You could have Shimms Mediterranean Palace, sounds exotic

Know what you mean Taff, think I'm invisible now and don't pass building sites if I can help it, doesn't do anything for the ego...lol

Oooh, A villa on the med,.Will you be doing time shares Shimms?

I need a translation for that Barb,. LOL
I need a translation for a wolf whistle these days though!LOL

Taff wmsl!

Barb, they also shout, "COME ON YOU REDS!"

um ... perhaps I should just buy a new pad, call it Shimms Palace, might be safer. Actually, a villa on the Med would be nice, liking that one. :))

Maybe you could ask KIngKeith who refurbished his Castle, think it was a scouser firm..lol....saw lots of men with curly hair, shouting calm down, calm down, they don't wolf whistle at the ladies, they just yell...come head la............ I think.............. lol

Shimms, I'me sure the neighbours have a manual that came with the car!
I'll have to go and dig out a "Haines" one for them!!

Oh Taff, bless ... your poor neighbours, were they embarrassed?!
Tis the sort of thing I'd do if I drove, so tis wisest I don't!

Thanks Barb, mmm, tis delish. :))

Went on holiday, and oh goodness ... yes, a refurbishment is required .... won't ask my son either Taff. Yours would never get it finished, mine would never get it started lol!