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Merlins Wand has be put away for safe keeping In "Fur Lined Compartment " ( precaution against futher cold weather ) but he is now chasing around on a "Norton Motorbike" after Shimmers Slipped Disc, or for some one to manipulate her back.( Any Offers ) Contracts available at small price ( Bribery Helps) pmsl.**M**.

Great shot Dormouse, that'll be on Ye Olde Match of the Day

Becareful fair Shimms, tis loose stonework......poor ♠↑Šir♠Ƙnighț ♠Đę↑♠ŔuŋŋìŋɃeãŗ↑♠→ has been struck on ye helmut.

Tsk, he's no help, that knave.............

Shimmer, we will make you a ladder.....................

Get a move on then Shimms lol

Ray x

Yes, but be careful of that Disc, It might Defragment again,and you,ll be all over the place and be Floppy.**M**.pmsl

lol dormouse your right ..

knowing merlin he would cause havoc lol

Heyulp, hair tis plaited, am ready to climb down the tower to escape thou horrid poota who hast held thee hostage ... Sir Stephen brave hero, Lady Alko/Lady Dormouse brave heroines, Merlin the Magician ... are you ready to catch me should I fall?

*Takes gas mask and stops holding breath*

My grateful thanks, kind Sir Stevie

Have at you, you scaly beast, take that............. and that ................. ooh, look a direct hit, can't wait to see that on the replay.............

Ah-ha, Sir Stevie, the dragon is mortally wounded. Time to ride in and save the fair Shimms. Although it now appears she may have a Slipped Disc, in which case we need to make a stretcher, first.

Edit: Joan, Elf and Safety have expressly forbidden the waving of Wands in public places.............. lol

pmsl ss three knights

merlin wave the wand ......

It could well be a "Slipped Disc" in which case "Manipulation " should help.which part of you is being de-fragged all or part of you? **M**.

Just beware of his breathe, tis not just the fire. But tis a Frenchy dragon..... garlicy breathe.............Shields Dormouse & passes her a gas mask.

Blimey, (and Gadzooks) Sir Stevie, these watermelons are bigger than me!! Having to cobble together a Dormouse catapult to launch them at yonder fiery fiend............

Catch brave Dormouse........tis water melons, feed these to yonder dragon, t'will quench his fire.

I do hope Sir Norton is defeating De'Frag. As these 3 knights are usless!!
:o))

Shimms, Just throw a "Defragment Grenade" at it,that should sort it out. **M**.

Verily, it doth appear to be doing the trick............... Has fearless Sir Norton come to our fair Shimmer's rescue?

Ah ye found dragons weakness, tis fruit

Here, Dragon, nice Dragon.......... pretty damsons, sorry that's damsels, this way........................

Never fear thou hast ye cunning plan.

Dormouse lure the dragon aside,

*Calls out to Shimms* Tis clear, close the one called Norton....tie hair to window & climb down.....we'll catch ye if ye were to fall.

Shimms, I have consulted the great and fearless Lord Google and he says thus:

Before defragging your machine, close all open Windows programs.
Step 1:
Start/Programs/Accessories/System Tools/ScanDisk
Follow this shorthand until you open ScanDisk. If you have not done a ScanDisk in awhile, I would suggest clicking on Thorough. If you have a weekly schedule for maintenance, then just the Standard will be sufficient. Select the hard drive you wish to scan and click on start. After this process is finished, go to the next step.

Step 2:
Start/Programs/Accessories/System Tools/Disk Defragmenter
Follow the shorthand steps until you open Disk Defragmenter.

Select the drive to defrag and click ok and it will defrag your hard drive.


If I were you, I'd switch it off and start the whole thing over again.

Edit: It does say that it can take a few hours if you haven't de-fragged recently.

shimms needs to know can she turn it off without damaging her pooter?