General Chat

Oops, I told him that armour was rusty and he couldn't lift his arms................................

Sorry, Shimms just practising me googley.

Shimms, Who is this "Dippy" did they enjoy you being " Touchy Feely? and beware people bearing "Ladders" as they usually enjoy climbing them,"Especially those in Tights" PMSL.
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Ye is right Dormouse.....♠↑Šir♠Ƙnighț ♠Ȑaŷ↑♠Ḹ'Ằrṃoṹr↑♠→ hogged all of the WD40

Merlin - I do hope you're not casting aspersions on Sir Stephen's character? Look at the gallant way he's checking Shimms all over to make sure she hasn't hurt herself.....................

Ye ist gallant, but clumsy. This rusty armour is cumbersome & my helmet keeps getting in the way!!..........I can't see a damn thing

Ohhhhhhhhhhh norti ♠↑Šir♠Ƙnighț ♠Ȑaŷ↑♠Ḹ'Ằrṃoṹr↑♠→
hogging all of the WD40, poor Sir Knight Stephen, his once shiny armour all rusty,

Dost thou not realize that Sir Knight Stephen could have dropped this fair maiden, as light as a feather?!

Whispers, such a gentleman too, covering his eyes with his helmet so as not to see a thing!

Dusting herself down, Princess Shimms blows kisses in the air ...
mwaah, xxxxxxxxxxxx Thou is most grateful for the kindness shown here, for the advice and assistance, to Sir Stephen for catching me ...

Drinks on me ...>>>>> to the tavern!

Doormouse might be a good Idea to check What Linament he,s using.Goose grease is no good as Shimmers does not like being Goosed.If your having problems with rusty working parts, Heat them up with a Blowlamp or Dragons breath ( Also good for making toast)Then Dunk in Gunk.Should Work.pmsl.**M**.

Verily Sir Stephen, Ye Olde WD40 will keep thy armour in tip-top condition but is mayhap not the best treatment for ye helmet.

Come, help me guide Sir Stephen to the table ... alack, he cannot see, his visor is stuck.

Ale for the knights and Merlin the Wizard ... something nice for the ladies ..., cocktails me thinks or champers?!

Thank ye Merlin, shall also use appointed treatment to ye helmet. pmsl :o)))

* Helps Alack with Sir Stephen's visor*

Champers for me, Shimms. Ooh, what an adventure............... :)

Waves fan profusely ...

Goosed norti Merlin?!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

roflol! :))

Other treatment for correction of Visors and Helmets is " Engineers Screwdriver" also known as a " 5lb Lump Hammer" always works, also on dodgy discs. **M**.pmsl.

Helps Dormouse with Sir Stephen's visor too ...

Here you are little sis, a glass of the best champers ... mind those bubbles and ohhhhhhh the cork, tis whizzing through the air!

Ooh, that's made his eyes water, Shimms. Now what do we do?

On no Merlin, don't hammer ye helmut. Ye will verily damage it. Someone pull it off please. I is getting thirsty
;o)))

Ready Dormouse sis,

1,2, 3 ... Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllll!!!

Norti Merlin, a 5lb hammer, tis a Knight in Shining Armour who came to the rescue of a damsel in distress ... use your wand Merlin, quick or the ale will go flat lol!

There now , Sir Knight, the visor is removed. Sorry about the moustache but tis true ye look better without it..............

Never mind, you can always grow another one ... a man looks distinguished with a moustache, slight hint of a beard ...