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semi is just fine...lol

You nutter :-))

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lol.... if I was her, I wouldn't have come out of the bathroom for a week.... even if I looked like a wrinkled prune!!

Love

Daff xxxx
ps, will semi-concious do ok?????

Welcome back to the land of the conscious Daff...lol

I am surprised Smelly isn't on this thread! perhaps she is having another bath :-)

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*honey I'm home*


Errrrr, sorry.... got carried away by a bunch of Marine Mountaineer Rescue Coastguards, lol....... they said they'd got a phone call from someone humming Danny Boy with a Welsh accent!!

Very nice boys, they all were, too ;¬))

And very impressed with my rendition of Mae Hen Gwlad Fy Nghadau whild wrapping myself around my pole... with clogs on......

I have WMSL at this post... what are you all on??? I want some of it, please, lololol

As Sue M will tell you, my frazzled brain cell was further brutalized by pickling in sherry last night.... but then, Sue reckoned I was sensible, so what does that make you think???

I haven't found my mobile yet..... I need to find it as it would seem I have a few messages on it, lolol

Thank you for the laughs.... and for worrying about me, lol

Love

Daff xxxxx

Maybe it was, maybe Gwyn had a freudian slip of her whittler!!

Ooops was that a leek? I thought it was a phallic symbol, silly me..lol

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but what about the leek, did she get that right?

Gwyn I said 'this tall, not 4'6" what are you like?

I had to extend it Ann, taped a bit of 4 x 2 on the end and it looks the business now...lol

*note to Gwyn, Sue is not 4' 5" tall*

Lovely work on the top though, I was particularly taken by the old broken toothed ewe worked into the handle...pmsl

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Just been for a walk, glad to see sanity has not returned and welcome some of the Welsh missing to the madhouse. Sue, Did you get the crutch that Gwyn fashioned for you and was it the right length, she whittled away for hours Lol!!!

ann
Glos

Actually she did give me a rendition of the 'strippers theme' last night whilst explaining how she pole dances in hospital.

Must check youtube later and see how many hits she has :-))

*cuffs Sue...stop it dear, next thing you will be telling us Daffy can sing the Welsh National Antham whilst blowing into an empty Baileys bottle...*ponders...or was that me?

I can tell you the sound of Daff sucking on an empty sherry bottle is a sound that will haunt me forever...pmsl

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*roots in drawer for Irish two and six........*muses....Daffy in an Offie? Dont think so....she's too much of a lady...lol........hmmmmm.....

aha!!! crosses Sues hand with a silver button..................

Jax, has just text Daffs gaff to try to find her, and will let me know, so as soon as I hear, I'll let you all know!

If you are looking for Daff, try the local Off License :-))

I spoke to her last night but my lips are sealed unless money crosses my palm...lol

Sue x

I just KNEW you could do that, Sue! Glad to see that some of you are trailing back...*ticks ...three accounted for, one to go. *goes off to search the hills.....

Great, Now I know exactly where to have the meet!LOL
I know I will be left to come home.........*wonders about the rest though*

*appears on thread with clogs superglued to a pair of pink crutches*

*balances on good leg, puts crutches in front and taps out "morning" in morse code with clogs*

You load of loonies....lol


Sue x

Aw, its nice to know someone missed me!! Thanks.
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