General Chat

I must be mad!
2am, I'm suffering with the flu and I'm reading you lot. But heh at least you made me smile, even if I've cracked my lips.

Kemp ,

Couldn't and Wouldn't tell,

But at least we can all have a MAD thread about it..

Drinks are on me (_) (_) (_) (_)..Cheers !!!

I got cyclist rage today...bloody eidjits not all cyclists...but certainly a good majority in my town. they kicked up a hoo-ha for cycle lanes and they got them...some take off the main road onto the pavement... Do they use them...do they blinky heck and when they insist on riding two abreast it causes all kinds of traffic chaos and near misses...so I yelled at them to use the cycle path...of course the next set of lights went red on us so we had to stop and they caught us up...well I ducked real low in the seat.

God but I was laughing like mad LOL.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHh do tell

2am !!!!! what part of the world are you?

SS that makes me mad to ...but they also see the RED light and go on to the cycle path which "means" they dont need to take notice of the red light !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not ours they don't...but where there is no cycle lane, they'll happily cut across the pedestrian crossing. Out of the 7 cyclists that were on that one stretch only 2 used the path... I think they should put cameras up and bikes should have to have number plates to id them... *nods* that'd sort em out LOL

I agree with the number plate thing good idea

I have several other ideas, but they're somewhat less socially acceptable PMSL

I really thought about where to post this one......
so I thought that I would lower the tone of this thread!!


We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)
:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned! Send

this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)

Bob

BOB ......................what have you done !!?? ....lol

BOB,

That is so funny... I'm trying to work out one that suits me.... You forgot a Mad Ass..LOL

Shelly,

They look more like boobies, than the other ! lol

I found you Shelly !!

Ain't got time to run around , got loads to do today,

But just sat for a bit to catch me breath.
My house is stinking of curry just made it .
Think I'll get spraying... ~~~~~~~
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I was just thinking about going to asda for some bikkies, but can't be bothered going out in the cold wind LOL

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PMSL SS ................what are you like !!!

HI EVERBODY on the Mad thread,

I think I'm going Mad today....My puter has the jumps.....!

or it could be ME !! Keep getting words tangled up with the previous sentence !!