General Chat

It's really satisfying when you're slightly 'over the hill' and dressed up to the nines. Especially when it's aimed at 'youff' or a pompous old F*rt - the look they give you. LOL
I really enjoy explaining to the 'youff' that it isn't 'their' expresion, I was using it before they were born.

maggie

'Ere Uggers, bog off ! PMSL

Do you notice that I am being very immature? And you know I can be even more immature when I want but I'll be very good or I'll be having a little holiday courtesy of GR.
Hehehe

Viv
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roflmaopmsl incontrollably @ Sue:)))

Joy, do you ever swear?

Hi Joy - how's the shoulder? one dot for better, two dots for not so good!!!


Jac

... :-)

Uggs, why can't you be cool, calm and collected like me? You never see me blowing off steam, do you.
Sue xx

pmsl Aileen, I bet he did;)

Rose, your cover was blown with me a long time ago, as it were;))

lol Jac:)) I suspect she uses a good deal stronger more often;))

Glad to hear it Kaz lol

Robin, are you suggesting I need lessons in profanities??

lol Uggers ,well there will come a time on here I feel when my cover as a genteel middle aged lady will be blown for good :))


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I had a run in with an idiot pedestrian hell bent on getting run over. I got out the car to remonstrate.

As I had my granddaughter in the car I refrained from the use of bad language and pointed at my car number plate.

When the moron looked at it I said to conjure up in his mind what the last three letters stood for....... FPO.

He got the message.

Aileen xxx

If you are needing lessons my great friend .............. then right now I am offering half price deals plus double points at Tesco's.

L

Yes very satisfying a good 'chuff off" especially if there is a door to slam too!!! lolol

Kaz (who is occasionally immature)

I *could* make you blush, Glenys;)

Hello lovely Rose:) Trouble is, it *always* gets me a telling off from Abuse on here:(

Totally agree David -

If I can't use the usual profanity I prefer "naff" personally - if it's good enough for Princess Ann, it's good enuf for me.

I can concur with you Mr Uggers, it is sometimes extremely edifying to respond to alternative views with the spontaneous use of a well chosen expletive......

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*blushes*

cos I haven't got a bad grasp of the English language and I'm capable of an adult debate or disagreement at times but just sometimes there's nothing as satisfying as telling someone to chuff (or something stronger) off:)))