General Chat

Tania, I'm really nervous now - she's gone very quiet:s

lol Jeannie, you are foul-mouthed when you're with our lot. And doesn't it feel gooood:)

lol Kay:)

Dermot, see I know a witty put down is good and I do that when my wit is up to it but *sometimes* an Anglo Saxon alternative is so much better:)


pmsl Mac

Clever, Dermot. Tania, do you think Uggs is insulting me - I can never be sure, but he sure makes me laugh. Jean, you must be a mild mannered lady like me;))
Sue xx

lol Mac, you've started me off wheezing now......

lol :):) Did someone mention road rage :) Hey that roads all mine :)

As a certain few members found out as we were coming back from a GR meeting one particular day and a car came screaming round a bend and nearly hit us head on.

It took a couple of seconds of pulling my mouth together before I realized I was in someone elses car and came out with so much profanity I hoped the ground would swallow me up lol

I can be rather violent when pushed,you should see me when Im really mad,I can squeeze the life out of many a poor fig:-))

Pardon Aunty Jean??? !!! LOL

Oh Viv is that what its called.
I didnt know there was such a diagnosis LOL

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

How do I set a laser printer to kill?

I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself.

I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message.

It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying

Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be .....?

nothing better than trucking somebody off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

As most of you know I am not a one for profanity but have been known to use damn
on the odd occasion when someone has upset me :)

Jean x.

Oh god
mrs arsey of oz
you made me spit my tea
I dont swear often but i must confess if I do it is usually in a fit of road rage

I'm chuffed to hear that I stop, Viv LOL

lmao I love that word Jac:)))))

'Go forth and multiply' or 'cough' are ones I think about using but end up saying the phrase .... it gets worse when I drive .... I have driving turrettes (sp)syndrome!

David, you make me PMSL when you start !

Isn't a wen a flipping big cyst type thing that needs to be squashed???

I would sooner use the term usually attributible to a member of the financial fraternity!


Jac

I don't know what a wen is Mac:)

Sorry, Mrs Arsey of Oz. Didn't mean to laugh:)

Excuse me, Uggs. What did I say to amuse you so much.
Sue xx

lol Maggie:) You know what, I *know* that I'm reverting to type when I do it but I don't give a toss cos the satisfaction of it is so great ;))

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PS just for fun, I deleted another historical / hysterical about a retarded jellyfish, that did make me laugh


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pmsl Viv. I do like it when you swear though:)))

Mac, that ain't satisfying enough for me:)) Unless of course you're being metaphorical or whatever it is...