General Chat

The paint was barely dry
When she said it was all wrong
“You haven’t used the proper brush,
And it’ll peel off before too long”
The papering was just as bad
“It’s full of bubbles” she'd say
But I could have done a real good job
If she’d kept out the way

But now I’ve truly had enough
For my tools will stay on the shelf
And next time she wants the house done up
She can do it her damn-well self !

Whoooooo
He's done it again. haha hehe

Your painting is just rubbish
it goes this way and goes that
your wallpaper is wrinkled up
I'm sure its meant to be flat

You cannot knock a nail in straight
or tighten up a screw
the next time I want a job done well
I certainly wont ask you!!!!!

The Bard

It really is a nightmare
The weekly shop with her
We march up and down the ASDA aisles
Till my mind is just a blur
She loads the trolley with her favourite wares
But then sighs a sigh with a strain
She looks at her list and scratches her head
Then puts it all back again

But technology may soon be my friend
For a PC will save me from this rut
Then she can shop from home till her heart’s content
While I sit upon my butt !

He leaves the toilet seat up
its really such a bore
the towel is where he left it
in a heap upon the floor

The newspaper just lies there
in a crumpled little pile
His mug and plate still next to it-
its been there quite a while.

He rummages in the freezer
and creates a merry mess
then rifles through the cupboard-
but does he ever confess?

He had better buck his ideas up
or I'll kick him up the bum
if he doesnt change his lazy ways
I'll send him back to his mum!


The Bard

I'll be back !

promises promises !!

The Bard

Why does she always have to have the last word ?

Who me?

The Bard

See what I mean ?

Oh yeh-see what you mean, I do like the last word dont I?

The Bard

I'm off to the pub !

He's always going to the pub
to have a drink with his mate
I bet he thinks I'll be upset
oh no I just cant wait!

The Bard

An evening away from her is bliss
She's more than any man could bear
I wish I could once more strut my stuff
And tempt those chicks so fair

What time will the pub close or has he gone down there to think up some more, can't wait keep it up folks it's a laugh a minute better than tele anytime

nudge

He lives in a little dream world
where his hair is still so thick
He thinks he can still catch the ladies
He really gets on my wick

He wants to go and strut his stuff
and shake it all about
but secretly he's worried
that his false teeth will fall out!

The Bard

Did you not hear the one what is good for the goose is good for the gander, maybe it should be the other way round here...... will he come back do you think?

pmsl xx

I think you lot know who this is and are not telling me, I asked Stan if Robin Hood was a GR member but he didn't get back to me.