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A WOMAN'S POEM

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MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 2 Apr 2008 20:02

He didn't like the casserole
and he didn't like my cake
My biscuits we too hard
Not like his mother used to make
I didn't get the coffee right
.He didn't like the stew.
I did't mend his holey socks
Like his mother used to do
.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue,
Then I turned him round and smacked him
Like his mother used to do!

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 2 Apr 2008 20:05

pmsl

typical man haha


luv it

stray
xxx

Harpstrings

Harpstrings Report 2 Apr 2008 20:08

Excellent love it - will be sending that one out to mates.

Just read it to OH - he said yeeessss????

*sigh*

Tina xx

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 2 Apr 2008 20:11

LOL, that had me in stiches
Hazelx

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny Report 2 Apr 2008 20:16

may ,thats a good'n lol
ta for the laugh x
Paula

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 2 Apr 2008 20:18

Lovely,:)

BrendafromWales

BrendafromWales Report 2 Apr 2008 20:31

My o.h.can't remember his mother making any cakes as she really didn't want him,so it's a good job he likes my food!

good one May

Conan

Conan Report 3 Apr 2008 16:31

The casserole was cold
And the cake was like a rock
The biscuits bounced across the floor
And smashed into the clock
The coffee was weak as water
The stew was just as glum
Needles were left in my socks
I wish I still lived with mum.

But things may soon be looking up
For I have a cunning plan
The next time she tries to smack my bot
She’ll find the frying pan !

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 3 Apr 2008 16:43

Autumn Leaves best laugh today thank you

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 3 Apr 2008 16:46

Touche'

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 4 Apr 2008 21:38

nudge

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 4 Apr 2008 21:48

LOL ;O)

Emmalea

Emmalea Report 4 Apr 2008 21:50

ha ha great!!
emx

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 4 Apr 2008 21:57

Can anyone guess who he is ? I've not been on here long enough to recognise anyone's sense of humour yet.

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 4 Apr 2008 22:11

Yeah I think I know who it is.

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 4 Apr 2008 22:12

And a green hat with a feather in it.

Stan

Stan Report 4 Apr 2008 22:13

I'll give him 10out of10

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 4 Apr 2008 22:23

Well come on then, spill the beans who is it and can he have a run for his was going to say money but decided cheek......

Stan

Stan Report 4 Apr 2008 22:41

His name is Robin and the only one I know is Robin Hood.lol

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 4 Apr 2008 23:20

Hi Sran Is Robin Hood a member of GR, don't think he was a chauvanist was he so maybe I was a bit harsh after all it is only a bit of fun isn't it?