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A WOMAN'S POEM

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Conan

Conan Report 5 Apr 2008 18:35

I'm off to the pub !

Angelina

Angelina Report 5 Apr 2008 18:30

Oh yeh-see what you mean, I do like the last word dont I?

The Bard

Conan

Conan Report 5 Apr 2008 18:28

See what I mean ?

Angelina

Angelina Report 5 Apr 2008 17:59

Who me?

The Bard

Conan

Conan Report 5 Apr 2008 17:56

Why does she always have to have the last word ?

Angelina

Angelina Report 5 Apr 2008 17:54

promises promises !!

The Bard

Conan

Conan Report 5 Apr 2008 17:52

I'll be back !

Angelina

Angelina Report 5 Apr 2008 17:40

He leaves the toilet seat up
its really such a bore
the towel is where he left it
in a heap upon the floor

The newspaper just lies there
in a crumpled little pile
His mug and plate still next to it-
its been there quite a while.

He rummages in the freezer
and creates a merry mess
then rifles through the cupboard-
but does he ever confess?

He had better buck his ideas up
or I'll kick him up the bum
if he doesnt change his lazy ways
I'll send him back to his mum!


The Bard

Conan

Conan Report 5 Apr 2008 15:39

It really is a nightmare
The weekly shop with her
We march up and down the ASDA aisles
Till my mind is just a blur
She loads the trolley with her favourite wares
But then sighs a sigh with a strain
She looks at her list and scratches her head
Then puts it all back again

But technology may soon be my friend
For a PC will save me from this rut
Then she can shop from home till her heart’s content
While I sit upon my butt !

Angelina

Angelina Report 5 Apr 2008 15:22

Your painting is just rubbish
it goes this way and goes that
your wallpaper is wrinkled up
I'm sure its meant to be flat

You cannot knock a nail in straight
or tighten up a screw
the next time I want a job done well
I certainly wont ask you!!!!!

The Bard

Stan

Stan Report 5 Apr 2008 14:59

Whoooooo
He's done it again. haha hehe

Conan

Conan Report 5 Apr 2008 14:57

The paint was barely dry
When she said it was all wrong
“You haven’t used the proper brush,
And it’ll peel off before too long”
The papering was just as bad
“It’s full of bubbles” she'd say
But I could have done a real good job
If she’d kept out the way

But now I’ve truly had enough
For my tools will stay on the shelf
And next time she wants the house done up
She can do it her damn-well self !

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 4 Apr 2008 23:20

Hi Sran Is Robin Hood a member of GR, don't think he was a chauvanist was he so maybe I was a bit harsh after all it is only a bit of fun isn't it?

Stan

Stan Report 4 Apr 2008 22:41

His name is Robin and the only one I know is Robin Hood.lol

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 4 Apr 2008 22:23

Well come on then, spill the beans who is it and can he have a run for his was going to say money but decided cheek......

Stan

Stan Report 4 Apr 2008 22:13

I'll give him 10out of10

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 4 Apr 2008 22:12

And a green hat with a feather in it.

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 4 Apr 2008 22:11

Yeah I think I know who it is.

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 4 Apr 2008 21:57

Can anyone guess who he is ? I've not been on here long enough to recognise anyone's sense of humour yet.

Emmalea

Emmalea Report 4 Apr 2008 21:50

ha ha great!!
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